MySexGames

My Sex Games! Every single day of my life since I discovered the old downtown handshake, I have spent my nights dreaming about the day that I finally get to touch a woman, while watching some young taught nubile on my good old CRT, and jacking my 2-incher off until I blow. In those moments I’ve been haunted by visions of ThePornDude, excitedly cheering me on as I celebrate my porn escapades with my dick in my hands. Porn has been a huge part of my life ever since the beginning and I am beyond grateful to the porn gods, and ThePornDude especially for all the smut they’ve brought my way.

But it became clear to me that a porn life unexplored is a porn life not quite lived, so I’ve always made time to take breaks, get some rest, and branch out into porn-adjacent ventures, like porn forum discussions, hentai cartoons and of course, porn games.

When it comes to porn games there is so much to be said as it’s been both a growing and an ever-changing industry. Back in the day, any old Flash animation that let you press a button in order to make a drawn anime bitch get fucked faster by the tentacles on-screen qualified as a porn game. We didn’t have particularly high standards, what can I say. We’ve had amazing video games ever since the 1990s, but when it came to actual porn games that you could jack off to, that particular industry took its sweet time to evolve into the bastion of unchecked fap-worthy material that we get to enjoy today.

So I take my breaks, and occasionally enjoy more than 20-second fap to some recorded triple-A blowjob scene, and I play games that I can sink hours into, thanks to the developers’ care and dedication to immersive smut.

To me, porn games are a bit less about the fuckability of the characters and the general render quality of the digital pussy, and more about the immersion factor. As a 2-inch dick loser who’s yet to be within 2 feet of a girl, I find myself in dire need of some simulation and stimulation. To that end, porn games let me play pretend, if even for an evening that I live in a world where hardcore penetration is an everyday occurrence for me.

So when I’m feeling particularly lonely and outstandingly horny, I hop onto MySexGames to see the latest installment in the ever-growing porn game world.

A Simple, Sizeable and Fun Gaming Platform

MySexGames has a lot of downsides and a lot of compromise in terms of design and quality as a website. At first glance, it doesn’t strike you as a place you’d like to spend a lot of time in. That’s because they don’t seem to give a flying fuck about the quality of the site itself, because they’re kept adrift by the immersion and the fun that is brought to you by the actual games that they host.

And speaking of games, they’ve got over a thousand unique porn video game titles for you to enjoy, and they’re all real bangers. Right off the bat, you can see tons of detective games, action adventures and even full-fledged RPGs, half of which have better and more immersive stories than some triple-A titles you might have enjoyed on the PC. Now, they’re no Witcher 3, mind you, but they get really in-depth. The developers seem to love taking their time writing extremely believable, albeit very fantastical stories that you’d love to get lost in.

Role Playing as a Pervert

To me, roleplaying as a pervert comes naturally because I am the most unscrupulous feminist on this side of the West Indies. While I consider myself a progressive and would never force myself onto a woman or do anything to disrespect the female form, I absolutely adore role-playing as a man who’s got nothing to lose. And if I can play that role out within a virtual world in which rape is a basic form of communication between people, all the better.

To that end, there are tons of RPGs on MySexGames that let you play as a girl or a boy, in a world where people are generally a lot hornier and have way less morals than in our world. And these games are ridiculously fleshed out. I mean you’ve got a character screen, an inventory, personality traits, conversations, interactions, you name it. And the thing that makes them all absolutely irresistible to play is that you’ll have a boner throughout your entire gameplay, and you can stroke slowly and responsibly as you play.

So if you’re a 30-second loser like myself and you’ve got way too much time on your hands, I’d recommend the RPG games on MySexGames, because you’ll get way more value out of a single erection than you would if you were to just jack off real quick to a porn vid.

Just be careful after you’re done playing these games because they will get under your skin and in your subconscious. Don’t approach random women in public asking them to top you off – it doesn’t work in the real world for some fucking reason. Unless you’re ThePornDude, that is, in which case you probably wouldn’t even have to ask. If only the rest of us could be that well-endowed…

A Little More Action

Even though RPG porn games are my absolute favorites, when I’m feeling frisky I switch over to the action-adventure stuff and for some reason, those games are a lot more prevalent on the site. There are way too many such games on here to count and they’re all really fun to play. They seem to take inspiration from the old school flash games in which you’d control the speed of fucking and the position of the sex on screen, usually with one or more drawn babes with gigantic oversized breasts.

However, this is the modern age now, and a game needs a lot more than a single fuck scene to keep my attention. Luckily, these games will give you complete gameplay and possibly even a story to get you immersed in the action. While they’re mostly comprised of sex scenes, there’s enough action around them to make you feel like you’ve earned your reward.

Take a simple action platformer for instance, in which you play as a half-naked girl trying to navigate a crazy world where baddies are out to get you. If they do get you, they harm you, but they do so by way of extreme rape in various positions that you did not ask for. It’s a bit weird to play as the girl, but in the end, you get to see her penetrated one way or another so it’s definitely not hard to fap to this particular flavor of smut.

And if you’d prefer to be the virtual rapist rather than the virtual rape, MySexGames has you covered there as well. There are tons of action games and even platformers that cater to you being the baddie and girls being your prey. There’s a very interesting Metroid parody on here for instance, in which you play as a metroid and your goal is to capture and bang the ever-loving shit out of Samus Aran.

Again, the feminist inside me urges you to keep these impulses to yourself and to your games. This kind of behavior won’t fly in the real world, so don’t go around molesting any space warrior princesses. Stick to MySexGames and keep your dick to yourself.
The pervert in me though, encourages you to explore every single game on this site, because I’m 100% certain that you’re going to enjoy every single title on here. The games are very unique and most of them have had more care gone into making them than the average normal video game receives.

The Website

As I mentioned, the website does suffer from some poor decision making in both design and implementation – In other words, it looks like shit and there are too many ads. You get tons of those classic dancing naked lady popups on your screen that you have to X away, but beyond that, you shouldn’t be kept away from the smut long enough for your boner to go down.

And when it comes to the actual games, they’re sorted by genre very carefully so the sorting system definitely works in your favor. And when you pick a title you’d like to enjoy, do make sure to use the full-screen option which opens the game you want in another window so you can have a space dedicated entirely to your fap session, and keep the rest of the site away so it doesn’t intrude. One way or another you’re going to have a great time on this site, even if you don’t decide to fap, because these games are exciting, immersive and always have you coming back for more.