Dear men!I don’t know whether your Mama’s dully prepared you for manhood or you just found yourself all grown with huge 6-inch dicks wagging for wet soggy sugar pots. Or wait, could it be that you were born with natural powers that transitioned balances between what the society expected of you and what you yourself believed you could do? Men! I'm hell’a confused out here and my brain refuses to admit that am all grown and should be out there starting up a young family or just working hard to be some eligible bachelor.However, mama still calls me up to our way too familiar dinner and the only thing that has changed since my childhood is that I moved from my old room to the basement where I fap away my sorrows each passing day. Oh! And I dare you to call me retarded because I tried to give a fuck to the world, but it screwed me right back. Like who the heck do you think wants to get fucked by some dude whose balls are bigger than his very dick?Well, I know you must feel my heart deeply reaching out to you the same way I keep hoping that someday I'll be, say, the next Porn Dude. A man borne of masculinity and sexual prowess, which is why I'll keep trying to follow his very heart and mind that led me to this MNF MMO free game. And from what I read from his wise guidance, it’s a ground to have fun, interact with other gamers in the fantasy and real-world and ultimately be whoever you want, say rich and powerful enough to have all the girls blowing to your charms; which is precisely where am living for the next, I don’t know until when I figure out what to do with my dull life next. Well, you can always follow me there or simply wait until am back, but most importantly, have fun!
The MNF Club
‘Meet n Fuck’ Club, pretty easy guess, huh? Well, for those who are new to this game, the MNF Club is a multiplayer virtual sex game that features some fantasy island. Within it, there are more than a few locations to adventure, plenty of customizations to utilize, lots of characters to interact with, and you will need a mouse to cruise around. Also, there are mini-games along the way to help you earn cash to finance your sexploitation. It is important to note however that sex is controlled by individual players who are required to take in a scene at a time, and their graphics are superbly fantastic. And while it’s just a simple chat system incorporated in the game, you can be sure to find millions of users who are equally enthralled by the game.
The site requires it’s users to register for an account which apparently is free. However, basic membership limits you in that it does not unlock all the features of the game. And while registration is simple and only requires you to submit a valid email address and confirm an activation code, you might need to do better to fully enjoy the gaming experience.By this I mean, subscribe to premium membership whose prices include; 30 Days – $9.95 per month, 90 Days – $8.32 per month, 180 Days – $6.65 per month and 365 Days – $5.83 per month. Premium members stand to enjoy additional sex positions and unlimited access to all the characters for sexual encounters as well as collect clothing and other accessories. Besides they can also create up to 6 avatars and buy and use ‘Petnises’.
‘Petnises’; Petnises are simply cute pet penises that follow you around the game and to acquire them you’ll have to sweat out $3000 in-game cash at the Petnis Forest. These are absolutely necessary because they can be used to pleasure other players within the MNF Club game
Game technical specifications; the game uses flash and is playable on any browser that supports flash. As for Android devices, iPad, etc. you can download and install the Puffin Web browser to launch it in. Also, the graphics are awesome depending on your connection plus you don’t really worry about the volume of your speaker since the game has no music.MNFF Club has active members; there is a forum through which gamers share their erotic experiences, intermingle with real-life sex possibilities and most importantly discuss any possible or upcoming technical issues.
First things first, you will need to customize your own avatar to represent you in the fantasy world. To do this, you have to choose from male or female, give your avatar a unique name and then proceed to further minor body modifications of your choice. These include; body, face, outfit, Skin Color, Hair Color and Style, Torso Type, Body Hair, Facial Hair and among other things, Facial Features. Luckily enough, premium members get the privilege to design up to six avatars while basic members are limited to one only.Afterward, with your avatar ready to roll, you can proceed to your list of options that comprise of information about the number of other players who are already logged on and playing on that server plus an approximate of their gender composition. And while some Avatars speak various languages, there is no barrier because you can always be teleported into their dimension to be able to interact with them through your controls.Now, you will start off as homeless with just the outfit you chose and an in-game cash balance of $1,000. And from there you can start exploring straight away to any location in your gaming screen, and your avatar will travel to any location of your choice. Some of these locations include; Petnis Forest, Meadows Park, MnF Alley, Lagoon Beach, Wild West, Suburbs, Southern MnF, MnF Metropolis, Oasis, Waterfall, Sacred Mountain, Red Heat and Shaman Tower. Each of these locations has different mini-games, shopping opportunities, and non-player characters and on top of that many opportunities to meet real players. Mind you, to chat with any of them you only need to select. Also, to earn more in-game money, you will need to participate in the mini-games availableIn addition, selecting a real-life player gives you the chance to invite them to be your friend, invite them to where you are residing, say a hotel room, you know, to increase your possibility of getting laid. However, to do so, you will have to send them a request that they have an option to accept or reject. And while they might not always accept at least you'll have the golden opportunity to send and receive private messages which could be even more fun.Oh! It only gets better with group chat which is one of the key features of the game that basically transforms the space from just any standard sex game into a fully-fledged fun and social one. And although messaging could sound pretty basic for some of y'all, telling you it’s the thrill of being able to hit on absolutely anyone as if it’s a sex gambling casino that’s even more enthralling. I mean unless you are extremely lamer than me, you can rest assured that at least someone will get them goosebumps for you.The best part is, however, when gamers get to host their own sex scenes. I am talking about going through the process of convincing sexy babes to part their legs for you to eat from their honey pots probably after inviting them to your hotel room or something. And I am somehow glad that the sex functions here are pretty damned good and you only need to go through a series of ‘Rounds’ with a couple of players taking turns in full control until the progress bars indicate you have reached the next stage.
Well, apart from the basic membership limitations, i.e. one avatar, no erotic play, and locked advanced 3D features. Gamers also have to deal with the fact that at the beginning of the game they only have $1000 at hand and will need to earn more from playing the mini-games because otherwise they will not have enough money to rent hotel rooms to smell as many fresh petals as you may please. Again, you'll have to be consistent and very perseverant because the truth is you will be turned down hopefully not as much as my dumbass was in the beginning, but the ultimate trick is, to build yourself! This basically means playing as many mini-games as possible to obtain properties and finances, obtain properties and build a network of equally horny friends.And while am not saying that these virtual babes are as materialistic as the real-world ones. Perhaps, it’s only a matter of common sense where basically everyone wants the best for themselves. Trust me, it’s not even half as hard to acquire wealth and become reputable around this place as it is in my miserable self loathe world. Damn! I wish I could just live here.