Girlfriends Films

GirlfriendsFilms! Paying close attention to the name of Girlfriends Films will tell you everything there is to know about the site, so let’s take it word by word. First, we’ve got “Girlfriends”: not boyfriends, but girlfriends. This is a lesbian porn site, so don’t expect to see any dicks here.

Second is “Films”: this is shockingly not as self-explanatory as one might expect. These truly are films rather than scenes in the truest sense, with plots (I think), characters (probably?), and, most importantly of all, run-times that even those who don’t cum in under a minute can appreciate. Even if you get laid as often as ThePornDude, Girlfriends Films will be able to match your stamina blow for blow.

Next, note the lack of punctuation. This is Girlfriends Films, not Girlfriend’s Films. For those of you who didn’t graduate from high school, let me be clear. The title is implying that the subject is plural, not possessive. These are not the films belonging to a singular girlfriend, but films featuring multiple girlfriends.

I’m an average guy (despite what the propaganda from those penis measurement sites say), and I can’t get a single girlfriend, let alone a harem of them. Hell, I can’t even get a girl to talk to me, let alone hold my hand or fuck me.

But, thankfully, the world of fantasy exists. Even if I might ever not get a girlfriend, sites like Girlfriends Films are always within reach. And since the site focuses on lesbian videos, with not a cock in site, the fantasy feels more realistic—if girls half this attractive won’t touch my cock, it makes sense that the girls on this site wouldn’t either.

A Map To The Sea Of Pussy

Girlfriends Films has been around for so long that it would actually be legal if it were a real person living in the United States: yes, they’ve been dishing out delight to dicks around the world for eighteen whole years. This experience has brought us a backlog of over 2,300 videos, and new uploads appear every single day, so you definitely won’t run out of content any time soon. And, thankfully, with this much to sort though, the site offers a few options for navigation.

A lot of the videos are a part of overarching series with returning characters. I’m sure, if I were to pay attention to things like this, that they have overarching plots, too, but it’s hard to focus on things like that when I’m busy focusing on girls spanking each other. That being said, some of the titles are up to over one hundred and fifty parts, so if you are looking for a new series to binge watch now that Game of Thrones is over, Girlfriends Films has you covered. Just use the selection box to pick a title that looks interesting to you, and hunker down for the long run.

If you’re not looking for quite that much commitment, the selection of categories might suit you better. Sure, you’ll miss out on continuity, but being able to pick from Anal Fingering, Ass Licking, Face Sitting, and just about anything else your dick desires is probably a pretty good consolation prize.

Once you’re in a category (as well as on the main page itself), you can either sort the videos chronologically or by view count. A few other options would be nice (especially when you consider that even most free sites have more flexibility), but the videos are so good that it’s rarely a problem. Sure, being able to sort in more ways is always better, but it’s not a pressing concern when even a monkey could pick a video at random and I’d still probably cum to it in less than a minute.

Your other option to find your way around is via the list of girls—if accessed from the video page you’ll only get a list of names: for me, this is sufficient, since I’ve spent my entire life making myself familiar with these names, but if you actually do something else with your time you’ll probably want to click “Girls” at the top of the page, where each name is accompanied by a picture.

A Blast From The Past

If you’re feeling nostalgic, this will please you almost as much as a real-life girl would. Not only does Girlfriend Films pile on the content with videos every day, but they also have a section that contains literally hundreds of photo galleries, each one of which contains as many as four hundred unique photos. Just like the videos, these can be filtered via category or model, and sorted by date or number of photos.

Or, if you’re ever desperate enough, you could always go really old school and print off a few pictures from a gallery for a low-tech masturbating experience. Sure, GirlfriendsFilms offers unlimited downloads of pictures and videos, so you probably have better choices even if you lose internet access, but I guess it’s always good to prepare for the worst. If a time ever comes where you lose power and your phone dies, you’ll be glad that you’ve got a crumpled up and stuck-together stack of nudes printed off of Girlfriends Films.

Marathon Masturbating

Nothing I’ve mentioned so far makes Girlfriends Films unique. I would still argue that, even without what I’m about to say, the site is worth signing up for, but I’ll admit that what I’ve discussed is pretty standard stuff. It’s hot lesbian porn, yeah, but you can get that on about a hundred different sites.

What really sets Girlfriends Films apart is the sheer amount of content. Yes, I’ve already said that they upload every single day, but again that’s far from unique. What they do that nearly nobody else does is produce videos of an exceptional length—with some of them approaching nearly three hours long. You could load up a single video, watch a scene, jerk off, and then rinse (both literally and metaphorically, don’t be gross) and repeat ten or fifteen times.

But don’t fall into the trap of thinking that they must be putting out filler. I’m not sure how they manage to produce so much content without things decaying into total nonsense, but even though they produce hours of content a day, they regularly win industry awards and the acclaim of fans.

The series Women Seeking Women in particular has been dominating the porn awards—and its had over a hundred episodes, all of which are fantastic. It doesn’t seem to be going anywhere any time soon, so feel free to become emotionally invested in it while feeling secure that it won’t be torn away from you before its time (a la so many of the television shows of my adolescence. And it’s not just critics who like the content: my balls have never been less full ever since I signed up for Girlfriends Films.

The Pussy’s Pedestal

If you want to test out everything Girlfriends Films has to offer (except for the ability to save copies of the videos) but aren’t quite ready to commit a big chunk of your budget, you’ll be happy to hear that they offer a three-day trial that works out to just a dollar a day. That’s the same price as the basic month-to-month membership, but that plan does let you download as many videos as you want.

I, on the other hand, know what I want. I’m decisive and I like to take control. So I skipped right over the medium-length plan (which offers slight savings for a three month commitment) and went straight to the full year, which works out to only costing about a third of what the base plan does. Take notes, ladies: I get attached quick. That’s what women want, right?

Here’s a pro-tip, though. Even if your cock is exploding at the thought of signing up, play it cool for a few minutes. Pretend you’re not interested, and Girlfriends Films will come crawling over, begging to have you fuck it. After a few minutes hanging out on the sign-up page, you should get a pop-up offering you a promo code. The discount you’ll get will vary depending on which plan you sign up for, but they all offer at least some savings.