Funny Porn, Weird Sex and Porn Bloopers Sites

I want to see funny porn bloopers, epic XXX fails, and hilarious WTF sex videos in the porn industry!

As an aspiring comedian who has only been booed off stage once in the three times I’ve performed, I’ve got a deep love of comedy. I don’t like tomatoes much anymore, but I still enjoy people who can make me chuckle. As you guys may have guessed, I enjoy sex as well – not too mention content which combines both.

So, if you like comedy and sarcasm too, then you’ve come to the right place because I’ve spent a reasonable amount of time, while taking breaks to re-watch Napoleon Dynamite, to compile and describe some of the funniest fap related fuckery out there on the net.

Keep on reading, and you’re going to find some of the craziest sex sites out there, which will tickle both your funny and fap bones.

What kind of crazy accidents and fucked up sex scenes of famous porn stars can I see?

To be frank, all sorts of comedic material as well as some strange shit which involves, just as one example, actual shit. Don’t misunderstand, most of what these sites have to offer is still pretty funny and even fap-worthy, but there can be some strange stuff.

To give you a specific instance of something which is more the norm, I saw a scene from Bang Bros’ famous bait and switch site Bang Bus. No, the girl (fortunately) wasn’t “tricked” into doing something extremely nasty, but she did get into a threeway with two other dudes. To be honest, that kind of turned me off a bit since I prefer only one dick in my fantasy fuck, and I think one of the guys, YouTube prankster VitalyzdTv, in the scene did, too.

Why do I say that? Because despite being in a scene with the legendarily busty Diamond Kitty, kept jerking off in preparation (after getting his dick sucked by a professional) to make a touchdown with Kitty’s pussy, he just couldn’t get it up. At a certain point, I felt terrible for his failure to perform – and because my sides hurt from laughing – he simply gave up and said: “I can’t get hard.”

The video in question is only of clips of the Bang Bros movie but has tons of humiliating and humorous commentary, as well as insertions of clips of VitalyzdTv bragging on camera about his successful career.

Of course, there are shorter, more biting, but still humorous hump material. There is one short video of a guy who all the while is flexing and flipping off the camera while fucking a girl doggy style. When I first saw it, I did think it’s something I would do, but I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw the title: “Hurray! I lost my Virginity” with the sarcastic caption: “Contain yourself, Ralphie, you are a man now.” And to really send it over the top, the only sound was a quick lope of the chorus of Orgazmo theme song.

What are the best funny porn sites in 2019?

As I said, I’ve compiled some of the most comedic, smut sites out there and, of course, written up some pretty through reviews of all of them. But to sell you guys on them and save you some time since you’re here, I’ve fleshed out the basics and best aspects of these fap platforms. Check them out!

eFukt – This site comes in at being on both sides of the kink comedy spectrum. I mean that you’re going to find quicky quirky material which will give you a chuckle and a chubby. Be careful, because there is some pretty fucked up shit, besides the kind I already mentioned, like extreme pain exhibitionist and other content which would make a Japanese smut studio blush. However, most of the stuff is pretty sexy and has a good taste level (by porn standards) for humor.

And all you nerds out there take note: there are more than a few Twitch streaming gamer gurls who show up on this site who’ll make you want to play with your meat joystick. Just don’t be put off by the site mascot. Apparently, some genius thought that it would be a good idea to plaster an owl with a human penis on the top of the website as if that’d get more people to stay on. But no, there isn’t any zoo loving going on, just a couple of yiffers maybe.

Shoosh Time – Compared to other sites on this list, Shoosh Time tends to overpromise a bit. Most of the videos you are going to see, while not gross or of the Rick Roll variety, tend to be kind of clickbait-y. Don’t get me wrong; they’re pretty much always full of pretty girls, but not too good in the comedy department. Oh, and it suffers the same problem that a lot of tube sites do: to goddamn many ads on every fucking page.

However, if you hunt around enough, you’re going to find some hardy-har-har vids, which also include hot honeys.

Oh, and if you feel “small” down under, there is a particularly funny and ego-boosting video which I immediately saved to my hard drive. *Spoiler alert* there’s one raunchy romp which quickly goes bad – in the best way possible. There’s some guy with a cock even smaller than mine. When a gorgeous gal pulls his microdick out of his pants and starts sucking, he almost immediately blows his load. It wasn’t on her face, but he epically fails by shooting all over his underwear.

I thought only virgins like me did that…

Inhumanity – As you might guess from the title, this site is definitely on the low taste (or no taste) end of the hump humor scale. I’ve said many times before, I’ll wank to almost anything, but even I have my limits. If you don’t, then this is right up your twisted alley.

You won’t be able to tell since so many of the titles seem like they’ve been created by a poorly programmed AI or a low-level internet troll. So, unless the thumbnail makes it obvious, it’s a bit of a crap shoot whether or not you’re going to see crap kink, funny fuckery, or just “regular” porn, which you’ll only want to wank to.

Humoron – Check out this site – not to mention Shoosh Time – you’re going to be surprised by how many women don’t know how to take a dick in the ass. I mean, at this point in the 21st century, you’d think every woman would have mastered the art of ass play.

(And for those ladies who are a bit nervous about doing it in the butt, get at me – I promise my pecker won’t hurt and it’ll be over quickly.)

Having put that out there, this site tends towards the cringe type material, which I actually enjoyed, and I’m sure most of you will, too. Having said that, some of the titles brought out the proud white knight in me, and also made me hard for some reason.

The design really needs an upgrade through since Humoron looks like it was designed by a “gifted” or maybe I should say “special” high school student circa 2006. But the search engine works great, and if you can get past that old ass format, you’ll love the loads of funny ass videos you get for free.

9Gag2 – Ever since the downfall of Tumblr, I might crown this site as the suppository of funny porn memes on the web. Click on the menu, and with a single click, you can see what’s hot, what’s not, the best clips on the site, or be taken to a random page.

And even though they take amateur donations, the content is surprisingly original and usually pretty funny, too. And while there are odds, the adverts are always loaded at the bottom of the page.

There is a huge variety of videos to see, and unlike some other sites on this list, 9Gag2 is simple but well designed. Just brace yourself (or get excited, maybe?) because there is some literal toilet humor littered all over the site.

Daft Porn – Being another tube-style humor hump site, you can get loads of load spilling and laughter-inducing content. If you check out my full review, I go in on Daft Porn for looking a bit daft when it comes to web design; the content is certainly unique. While it’s not to my interest, you will find some freaky deeky dick pulling porn.

Not sure if I would call it mercerizing because some of it is funny or just because it’s so bizarre, but I’d say that the movies on the site are worth watching. And if you’re into the extreme stuff, then this is the kind of kinky site you are going to need to see.

PornGeek, what’s the cringiest pornographic video that you’ve ever seen, besides your own sex tape?

Well, the jokes on you since I don’t have a sex tape! Sure, I’ve never been laid, but unlike a lot of you fuckers, I don’t have any sordid sex tapes floating around on the internet like ThePornDude does.

That’s no disrepute to the mack daddy of internet porn reviews, and that’s not to say that I’ve wanked furiously to his many sex tapes many times. But besides all of that, there are a few videos I can think of.

For one, the second Paris Hilton sex tape, I thought, was both side-splitting and semen spilling was the second Paris Hilton sex tape “leak.” After all, why improve on perfection, and by that, I mean the first so-called leaked movie?

The second one was so obviously forced and “scandalous,” plus the general action which straddled the line between real, amateur porn, and studio erotic entertainment is clearly blurred in that vid. So, because it’s so raunchy and ridiculous, I find that movie to be the cringiest ever.

However, I sometimes think, fuck what the haters say, if any fine (preferably, though not required, young ladies) want to ride me like a pony, call each other filthy names, film it, and post it online, I’m totally okay.

PornGeek, make me laugh by telling me your best sex joke!

Well, ever since I was yanked off stage at my local comedy club after bombing for the third time, I have been working on some new material. I think that all of my stuff is funny, but maybe it’s my delivery. Anyway, here is my best sex schtick…

How are a Rubick’s Cube and a penis similar, and how are they different?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get. The difference being the playing with the first one only shows you matching, rainbow colors; the second one will make you see the rainbow.

What did Michael Jackson say in the middle of his sex tape?

“Just beat it.”

Why is having acne better than being around a Catholic priest?

Because at least acne waits until your eleven to come on your face.

What is long, hard, and always full of semen?

The average submarine…and my dick on just about any day of the week,

How is life and a dominate gay guy on Viagra the same?

The longer you’re around, the harder they both fuck you.

Speaking of gay guys, what’s the annoying part of the twink outside of his asshole?

The rest of the twink.

What do the mob and vaginas have in common?

A simple slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.

What do you call a committed lesbian?

A vagitarian.

What do you call a guy with a legendarily large penis?

My soon to be best friend, ThePornDude.

And lastly, what do you call a guy with a small but always hard dick?

Me!

Pretty good, huh? If you think so, please let me know. If not, fuck off and just check out the websites that I’ve linked to.

PornGeek, I can’t wait to LOL with adult humor, ridiculous porn memes, and XXX comedy vids!

Then read my reviews and look at these sites up. But like I said, watch out for some of the more bizarre, supposedly pole polishing and side-splitting things you are going to see. Unlike ThePornDude, I’m not one to judge people harshly for like strange shit, but if you get off to, let alone laugh at women eat shit, even I wouldn’t be friends with you.

Still, most of the stuff you’re going to see on these six comical and cock raising porn platforms is definitely worth checking out.