Finally, I come across something I can relate with, Fap CEO, which is pretty much what I am today. I mean, nobody monitors how much I fap or watch porn and come to think of it, it’s actually all I do. Besides helping around the house, cooking for my mum and sister, going for errands and at times I also doing the dishes. Well, I know you can’t relate because you ain’t a 30s broke ass loser like myself who still lives under her mother’s wing. And even worse has only recently and frequently seen a pussy on an old desktop computer.Wait! Can fapping really be a payable job? I mean not like me being employed to fap an alpha like ThePornDude who might be seeking a break from his pool of endless pussy but like fapping my own tiny weenie for money? Well, I guess this can only happen in the Fap CEO fantasy world, right? No wonder am hooked to Fap CEO because I can fap all I want as I build my own camgirl empire with naughty sexy beauties to generate income and reinvest in them to come up with the wildest hot lot. Striving hard to be able to access some pretty steamier photos as I proceed through the levels while actively viewing and sharing nasty sexually exciting emails. Sounds like fun? Now join me for some more fap CEO business.
For starters I am completely in love with the graphics and deeply grateful for the starter free status of the game. Well, we both know my mum still feeds my ass. Anyways, moving forward, you will only be able to access the game after signing up which is pretty easy with an email whose verification will earn you some coins and a username of course. And just like that you'll be adhered into the game shortly but before that you’ll have some options to customize the game to your liking. These include; the 4 language options i.e. English, French, Dutch and Spanish as well as diverse background colors options that range from bright, dull to dark.
The game starts you off with a hot busty secretary who within no time offers to show you all her goodies for free. These include her; huge yummy pair of titties, a clean pinky shaved dripping wet pussy and a gorgeous curvaceous flawless body. After hiring her as your secretary, she automatically begins to generate money for you and through her handy work you can expect to build quite a solid coins account. While your secretary, Amber’s job is to keep the books in working order, paying the bills, organizing other girls' schedules/breaks and most importantly keeping the CEO's coffee fresh and warm. Remember, all you have to do as CEO is send the other girls emails soliciting them to send you nudes, which they do by the way. And you can trust the game to serve you only with the hottest via a special gallery that you can access in the top right corner of your screen.Now, after you have set the company up with the help of your hot busty secretary you will have enough fap stash to begin Hiring new fresh and even sexier busty, big bootied, sweet looking babes to join your workforce. And while it’s a cam show company in which you are less concerned about their individual shows, you can always speed things up a little by clicking on each of them randomly to generate huge stacks of cash.The second most formidable employee will be a schoolgirl dressed in some skimpy outfit, spicy, don’t you think? Great! And while the company isn’t exactly looking to hire experienced employees, this girl is perfect in terms of looks that but she doesn’t really understand what a man wants to see in a woman. For that very reason, the first photo she emails you is inadequate. I mean, she doesn’t show anything past her panties. But still, you don’t give up on her, sending her more emails after which she sends something tasty. Unfortunately, however, that’s as much free fun there is to be had and I almost broke down too at the thought. But you know a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do; which is where my mum's credit card comes in, she has me reading her mails anyways.At this point, while waiting for the replies to charge up again you are free to continue hiring more and more hotties to fill up your roster of steaming hot workers. Each of these babes has their own distinctive characteristics which are availed to you to enable you to come up with content to chat them up about, you know, create a dialogue with them. And I think it’s actually kinda fun unlike in the real world where you have to deal with unknown choosy and highly sensitive attractive beauties that just don’t bring their manual along most times leading to terrible failures in scoring pussy, which is, unfortunately, the bad luck am condemned to presently and who knows until when.For instance one girl is shy while the maid is more formal and addresses you as her master and on the other hand a little too kinky. I’ll say depending on the sort of person you are, you will either decide to go for the shy piece of work kind of girl or the one who is already smitten by you and can’t wait to dance unto your tunes. And am guessing you know which one I prefer so we can head on to the upgrades. After hiring the girls, you can always go ahead and upgrade them, which will only make them generate more and more money automatically without you having to click onto them. Most importantly thou, the private shows will be right on the corner to assist you in gaining huge sums of money faster. They are marked with a pink coin hovering over the girls and all you have to do is click. Also, it is important that you follow your secretary's counsel the whole time.
The unpleasant money factor
Well, it’s understandable for everyone to hate surprises and personally I can relate precisely where the money is involved. And unfortunately, the restrictions for which you basically have to pay are also kinda maddening, like all of a sudden you are having some mad fun drooling over some sexy babe's sexy nude and then phew! You can’t even reply to emails with the recharge option, instead, you sometimes have to wait for the token to drop which can make the process a little too sluggish and annoying.Personally, I can say that I’ve been down both paths but the money way is sure better than any other. This is because spending real money on the game, makes things polarized when it comes to being a free to play guy and a well loaded perv. All these simply meaning that apart from the three free pictures, you will now be able to unlock as many as you like as faster as your wallet can hold. And unfortunately, the prices don’t look too amusing for any common dick head like myself. However, what to do? You want some more yummy pussy to beat meat to, right?
Does the good outweigh the bad?
Well, Fap CEO is a great clicker game with intriguing nasty prospects involving unlocking of various steamy pics you can fap onto. And even better, the graphics and art is exemplarily done not to mention that the site is somewhat actually customizable with the distinctive characteristics of the girls further making the game even more enticing.However, just like many other freemium games out there, the game entices you to some sauce that you'll get yourself hooked into ASAP! And boom, things begin to go slow bringing in the need to inject funds to speed things up for you to have fun once more. I know you are thinking, how inconvenient! But am guessing if you don’t have time to kill unlike me then you are definitely using yours wisely enough to earn you some money.
I've said it and I'll say it again: Dear freemium sites, please stop setting up this annoying traps and at least for once come clean say for instance; indicate that the game is only free and fast to a certain level to help users know what exactly they are getting themselves into.
Have some idle time to kill? Come click to cum on Fap CEO. The game is not only full of yummy erotic prospects but is also awesome and easy to play with fantastic graphics and artwork borrowed from both the hentai and modern cartoon world. However, remember to be a gentleman and bring your wallet for even more amusement and fun!