ComDotGame Adult

ComDotGame/adult! After a long day of work or school, there’s nothing quite like jacking your good old dick off to some quality porn and jumping into your bed satisfied and spent. And if you’re like me and you’ve got a high-quality body pillow featuring your favorite waifu, all the better. But not all of us have a 9 to 5 schedule, and some of us have way too much time on our hands.

If you find yourself with an abundance of free time, maybe you work from home, or maybe you’re on vacation. And maybe, just maybe, you’re a pathetic basement dweller who never leaves his house because his mother comps all of his rent and bills. Whatever the case, people with too much time on their hands jack off a lot more than once a day. Speaking from experience, I’ve been jacking off around the clock since I learned how to tell time.

And why shouldn’t I jack off all the time? It’s not like I got something better to do. If I’m not jacking it, I’m playing World of Warcraft. And it’s not like I’m wasting any precious brain cells – I ain’t curing cancer any time soon. I’m a porn reviewer. Sure, ThePornDude makes it look easy, being the best porn reviewer on the planet and at the same time managing to be the coolest dude this side of the Mississippi. But for the rest of us, time is a gift and a curse, and we opt to cram in as much masturbation as humanly possible, before our dicks fly off our torsos.

Porn is all well and good for long-ass masturbation sessions, but sometimes a man, or in my case a man-boy, needs a lot more than that. We need immersion. We demand satisfaction. So when I’m feeling particularly adventurous, and fapping to female World of Warcraft characters with their clothes off just isn’t doing it for me, I hop on to ComDotGame.Com and try to maintain an erection for longer than 30 seconds.

A Simple Pleasure

There’s something particularly wholesome about the games on ComDotGame.Com. They’re relaxing and immersive at the same time. I’m not saying that porn is stressful, mind you. It’s one of the most relaxing things I ever do in an average day. But there’s something about porn that feels a bit like work. Having to tug on your penis in the short time you have before it goes down. Having to lube up when you start to grow scabs because your fingernails happened to clip your foreskin. Having to get a circumcision to avoid the problem altogether. It can get very stressful. Sure you could edge and blue ball yourself until you come easily with very little contact, but porn isn’t interesting enough to keep you going for more than a few minutes at a time, especially in an age where there’s nothing but money shots strung together end to end.

This is where ComDotGame comes in handy – don’t mind the pun. For a proper handsfree pornographic experience, I adore the games on ComDotGame. Sure, the website name makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. And sure, most of the games are glorified flash animations. But there are tons of gems on this site. It’s crazy. Everyone and their grandmother can make a video game these days – all you need is a bit of inspiration. And say what you will, but nothing inspires men more than the need to jack off. It’s just a basic fact of life. It’s partly the reason why ThePornDude is so successful. In case you’re wondering, the other reason he’s successful is that he’s got a 20-inch anaconda in his pants, but you didn’t hear it from me.

The Best Games

Everyone’s gonna have their personal favorite on ComDotGame, because men vary, but their desire to jerk off is all the same. That’s why every single game on this site is perfectly fap-worthy, but they vary in terms of how they hook you into the game world.

The most basic, tiny-ass games feature one or more girls getting dicked by monsters, tentacles and even human penises, over and over again, while you dictate the tempo on your red-switch gaming mechanical keyboard.

Moving on to more advanced stuff, you’re going to see a lot of games that immerse you with a story and even advanced graphics. There’s even a ton of combat to get you to do something other than just encourage imaginary pixelized girls to get dicked. Granted, they all get dicked in the end, but it’s nice to have some sort of build-up to get you swept up in the action.

And this variety has led to the birth of a lot of different genres of porn games. They’re definitely inspired from the triple A genres we’ve come to know and love, but instead of witchers and assassin’s you’ve got bitchers and, well, assassins works fine because there’s “ass” in it twice.

You’re going to see a ton of story driven RPGs, a shitload of combat-focused platformers where you play as a girl who doesn’t take damage, rather, gets raped closer and closer towards orgasm, where orgasming yourself “kills” you. You want them to cum, not you.

On the other hand, you could play a more adventurous title where you’re a dude going around town trying to romance as many ladies as possible, until your dick is carrying DNA from every single woman in a five-mile radius. Basically, a ThePornDude simulator.

Then there are the standard visual novels, of which there are just a bit too many. The Japanese influence in porn gaming is as inescapable as it is in the non-porn world. For some reason the Japs really love visual novels. On the one hand they bother me because they’re very repetitive and feature very little action and animation. On the other hand, if a visual novel has great writing, you can easily sink hours of your life into them, without batting an eye. You won’t even notice the sun come up.

Sexifying the Gameplay

Porn game developers tweak the details of the story to their favor by making sex the main method of transaction of just about anything, between most of the characters in the games. Want to earn money? Have sex. Want to defeat a foe? Get them to cum. Want to be the very best in the game? Fuck everyone and everything until every cubic inch in the entire game is covered in your genital ooze. It’s a wonderful and fantastical collection of sexy worlds where sex can solve every problem under the sun. If only the real world was a bit more like that.

Unfortunately, women in the real world are frigid as hell and scream when I get within 5 feet of them, and men are dangerous and usually have bigger dicks than me. But when I’m playing porn games on ComDotGame.Com I don’t have to think about any of these problems. I can just be myself and save the princess, then give her a well earned plowing behind the woodshed. I wish I could solve all my problems this way – just wag my good old micropenis at them until they’re white with fury, and they fuck right off.

But I wouldn’t recommend wagging your dick at other men to get them to leave you alone. You will get beaten. And if you expose yourself to women, by golly – she’s gonna call the cops and then they’ll beat you. The world doesn’t want your penis. ComDotGame do. Stick to their awesome and inexorable library of video games and you’re going to have the time of your life, fap and fap again.

The Technical Stuff

ComDotGame is a very simple website with an even simpler design. It’s a bit nostalgia inducing in that it’s perfectly plain, with nothing but games and tiny links that eventually lead to even more games. They’ve got a search bar, they’ve got categories, and most of all they’ve got games – thousands of them. I’m willing to bet you’d never actually go through all of them if you tried. It’s very unlikely.

Being a free site, they of course feature a lot of ads, but seeing as how they don’t offer any premium subscription, this makes perfect sense. I kind of wish some of the ads weren’t so misleading, but this is the day and age that we live in.

Finally, when you open a game and dive right into it, you can pretty much drag it onto a new tab and get fully immersed, without intrusion. I’d recommend you get one of those flash plugins that lets you full-screen the game for proper enjoyment. Beyond that it’s kind of sad that you can’t download games, but beggars can’t be choosers. It’s not like the site is going anywhere any time soon, and their library keeps growing daily. Let’s hope they’ll be around for years to come.