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Celebs Roulette! Every single one of us had celebrity crushes when we were kids. Some of us are more pathetic, so we still do, even today. Well, one of those sorry guys is me. I'm not going to tell you which girl I'm nuts about, because you'd probably make fun of me. Anyways, luckily, in the 21st century, it's entirely possible to see your celebrity crush naked. It's partly thanks to sites like this one - CelebsRoulette.com. I know that by now you're probably excited, just like me whenever ThePornDude puts out another one of his brilliant reviews. Now, let's begin because my balls are literally going to explode if I don't finish this fast and then go jerk off.

First impressions are important

CelebsRoulette.com is a classic celeb porn site. Right from the start, you can notice their wacky letters that are put together in order to form a logo like a thing, I guess. The reason why I'm not saying logo exactly is that it just looks like a commercial for a pack of bubble gum or something like that. You know, one of those that you could chew for days? Well, guess what? Maybe you could chew them, but I couldn't because my teeth are so weak that it's risky to eat hard foods! But, again, luckily, it's not risky to browse this site. It does seem to have a lot of options, but other than that, the place looks great and clean. You have different ways of viewing the content, and you also have the categories and the albums. So basically, they got every single one of their bases covered, plus the site is black entirely, so it also looks somewhat classy too. You know, the site doesn't scream at you with its bright colors and whatnot.

Navigation

Navigation on CelebsRoulette.com can seem a little complicated, but it is not. And, I mean, everything in life seems complicated until you do it. That's the kind of positive attitude that I've been trying to incorporate. You know, certain people might think it's hard and complicated to live your life on shitty foods and rationalize your final noodle portions for the week, right? I got used to it by now, so it doesn't even phase me anymore. What does and always will phase me, though, are numerous ways of browsing on great sites like these. You can see their latest videos, where you will get great new clips that all involve your favorite celebrities! Another way of browsing is the top-rated, which are the videos that people most loved, so you can't go wrong with that one. You know, because general tastes never lie. Unlike my drug-addicted father, of course. Then there's the most viewed, and of course, the albums. I feel like the collections can be a great thing, but let's hold on until we get to the content section of this review. Next up you simply have the categories on CelebsRoulette.com, which we will discuss later, but it's also a great way of browsing, because that way you can find your shit much easier, you know? Just like me in my house. It's mostly shitty and smelly, but once a year when I do clean it up, I have the time of my life. For the first month, you know where everything is, and everything looks so lovely, and it smells that way too. Unfortunately, I never remember to incorporate that into my daily life, so eventually, I go back to how it was, which is shitty and messy. And all the next things are tied to the community mostly, except the models. Aka celebrities! The community things are mostly like channels that post here, and you can follow them if you become a member, and there's nothing else to it. It's better to follow me though because I at least give you new porn almost every day. I think that you guys wouldn't even have like ninety percent of your precious sites if it weren't for me. But I'm not going to brag, because whenever I get the balls to talk positively about myself, something quite horrible happens. Plus I'm not a legend like ThePornDude yet, and I probably never will be. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut, okay?

The general content

The content here involves celebrities, but it's not your usual celebrity stuff. Like, they have classic nudes, but because not all of these women take pictures of themselves butt naked, they had to get creative. That's why I'm saying that the content on CelebsRoulette.com is like mostly a movie scene. You know those where they appeared naked or something like that. My distant cousin actually once went to audition for a movie, but she didn't see how that industry works. I don't know what they did to her there, but she's still in a mental institution, which is sad. And mommy won't let me visit her, and I have no idea why whatsoever. Anyways, as I've said, it's mostly movie scenes, or like pictures from movie sets and that's it. The occasional sex tape gets thrown in there too, of course.

The categories

About the categories on CelebsRoulette.com, there really isn't all that much that I could say, really. Simply because they don't have a lot of categories, after all. When you decide to get into the porn business, and you choose the celebrities, you realize that there really isn't that much work there. It's always the same type of video. All the same. Just like your regular life, and especially mine. Darkness is all I know. And it's not because I'm edgy or anything, it's just because I never leave my room. And that's why I even have the time to do this shit for you in the first place. Wow, I really became a pissed off goblin here for a second. To stop myself while I still can, let's just say that they have three ways of browsing the categories and all of them are unnecessary. Some of the categories that CelebsRoulette.com has are movie scenes, music videos, naked male celebs, nude on stage, and naked in cinemas and TV shows. Just like I told you. One good thing though is that celebs almost always look good, so you can't find an ugly person in your porn here, you know? I mean, imagine if they let me pose for a couple of pictures. People would scream and become frightened! If you click on a particular category on CelebsRoulette.com (often misspelled as "celebsroullette"), you'll find that there's just like an endless list of videos. I didn't know that many people have to get naked for TV shows, wow! You learn new things every day. Especially me, I'm probably a full-on library right now. I learn about different types of porn every day, different types of food because of my mom, and different kinds of drugs because of my dad. Now imagine what sort of a family you get if you mix those? Come to my place and find out, bitch. Just like you'll find out right now how it works if we click on a particular video! And the answer is... Nothing special. Literally looks similar to every other porn site in this existence.

Registration and conclusion

Registration is a cool thing here, honestly. First of all, it's cool because you don't have to wait until the page loads. In fact, it doesn't even redirect you anywhere else because it doesn't have a page on its own. It functions as a pop-up window! Like how my bones pop up whenever I move my limbs because they're yearning for some movement and training! Anyways, you know the drill. Password, type your password once again, create a fresh new username, and then just type in your email. After that, you have to like, repeat a specific code that they show you because they have one of those stupid 'I am not a robot' confirmation thingies. To conclude this review, let me just say this. The site honestly isn't anything special. At least in the aesthetic sense and the content diversity sense. But because this is a particular type of porn, I can understand that. So yeah, if you like the content, go and register, and that's it. Peace out!