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AZ Nude! People like to throw around the phrase, ‘celebrities are just normal people.’ But that is false. They are most certainly not normal people. If they were, well, they wouldn’t have become celebrities in the first place, right? Think about it … nobody becomes famous, regardless of whatever their skill or talent is, if they are just regular … if they are just average at whatever they do. Only a select few are showered in wealth and adoration due to their talents. Only the best of the best. Whether we’re talking about athletes, actresses, singers, or models … you have to, by necessity, have something very special about you to be elevated to the status of celebrity. That’s precisely what it is that makes them famous. That “it” factor, as they say. If you don’t have it, you don’t have it. And you are a regular person. However, if you do have “it,” whatever it is, and you dedicated yourself to honing your skill and putting yourself in the right situations, there’s a good chance people will appreciate it, be willing to pay you for it, and, lastly, worship you for it. Ah, it must be nice. The only person on this whole planet who even comes close to loving me as much as some people love celebrities is my mom. At least I’ll always be a star in her eyes! I suppose my imaginary girlfriend probably views me in a similar light. I’m sure I have told you guys about her before … Suki, my hentai pillow that I have been humping myself to sleep with every night since I was 13 years old? It’s hard to say, though, seeing as she doesn’t talk and all. But I like to pretend sometimes that she says really nice things about me. I think it’s safe to say that Suki worships me like a celebrity as well. I am the one who gets to decide what Suki thinks, after all… Personally, I don’t really get into all that celebrity worship nonsense. The only person that I truly admire from afar is my hero, The Porn Dude. But he’s hardly a celebrity. I mean, sure, he is in my eyes, but it’s not like tons of other people really know who he is. That’s what’s cool about him, though. Well, that’s one of the many things … is that he keeps a low profile. He just bangs hot girls, watches porn, and gets money. Ah, what a life… That’s not to say, however, that there aren’t certain celebrities that I don’t think are insanely good looking. There definitely are. Especially the ones who I sort of feel connected to after watching their shows and/or movies or listening to their music for years on end. That’s what it’s all about for me: emotional connection. Add that to the ‘why I won’t ever get laid” list, I suppose. A few of my celebrity crushes include Alison Brie and Alyson Hannigan (that saucy little redhead from How I Met Your Mother, you know, Lilly). Then, of course, there’s Zoe Deschanel (but who doesn’t want to boink her?) and Aubrey Plaza (who I could watch all day on Parks and Rec … and believe you me, I definitely have). So, it’s not like I don’t get it. The whole fascination with celebrities … I do … at least from a sexual standpoint.

Tango with the Untouchable

I totally get the desire to want to see a celebrity naked. There is something … I don’t know … almost taboo about it. Like you are catching a glimpse of something that you never should have seen, seeing as these women are so far out of your league. Do you know what I mean? There’s something very hot about it, I admit. Which is why, from time to time, I treat myself with a little celebrity wank. It’s not quite as good as real porn, but, hey, you gotta mix it up every now and then, am I right? Wouldn’t want to let your masturbation tactics get stale (especially when that’s the only excitement that you have in your life). Of the many celebrity nude pic and movie archives on the web, AZ Nudes has to be one of the better-executed ones. And it is one that I find myself returning to often, seeing as it is frequently updated with new content. Which is more than many of AZ Nude’s competitor sites could say for themselves. I always appreciate a site that stays current, especially when it comes to celebrity nudes. Because there are just oh so many that are constantly coming out all the time … you gotta stay ahead of the curb, my friends!

Incredible Site Design

As soon as you land on AZ Nudes’ homepage, you will see just how it sets itself apart from other nude celebrity porn sites that exist. For one, it is well designed. Like, really well designed. Especially for a site like this. For whatever reason, free porn sites in general (and free celebrity porn sites in particular) seem to severely struggle with making a good website. They are often cluttered, hard to navigate, and riddled with ads. This is, fortunately, not the case with AZ Nudes, though. It’s as solid a free porn site as there is. It has a sleek and intuitive design to it, meaning that it is as easy to use as it is pleasant to look at. At the very top of the page, you’ll find a sparse (but highly effective) site menu bar, which cuts through all the bull crap to help you browse the site for exactly what it is that you’re looking for. Choose from Categories (click and let it expand to offer you Lesbian, Real Sex, Nude, Butt, Breasts, Sexy, Thong, Bikini, Underwear, Bush, or Other (of which there are 2,555 … that’s a butt load of categories!). Those of you who have read my reviews before already know just how much I appreciate a well-organized porn site. Especially when that site in question has a massive amount of content to sift through. If you have thousands upon thousands of images and videos for guests to check out, you better have a solid way to organize all of that porn! You can’t just be fapping blind in the wind! Then, beside the Categories tab, you will find a classic search bar allowing you to search the whole site by name, keyword, etc. … Then the Browse tab (also expandable by clicking on it) will give you the option of, well, browsing the site in more general terms. Choose from Browse Images, Browse Celebs, Browse Movies, Browse Videos, Browse Tags, Brows Playlists, Browse Stories, Browse Porn, and Browse Vivid (the porn company). Below the site menu bar, it will immediately become clear why this site is called AZ Nudes. You have a handy dandy clickable alphabet at your disposal, allowing you to quickly find whatever lady you have in mind by clicking on the letter of her name. They literally could not make it any simpler.

Celebrity Nudes and Real Porn Too!

One thing that I love about AZ Nudes is that, unlike other free celebrity porn sites, this one is not dedicated solely to mainstream celebs. They consider porn stars to be celebrities, too. And, thus, AZ Nudes has plenty of real porn for your fapping pleasure. This is especially useful because, as you may well know already, a lot of celebrity ‘porn’ is, in fact, not porn at all, but images or videos of celebrities in bikinis or nearly letting a nip slip out. Hardly hardcore enough to jizz to (most of the time). At AZ Nudes, feel free to warm yourself up with the familiarity of sexy pics and nudes of your favorite celebs, only to finish off with a porn star. It’s a surefire recipe for satisfaction. One big complaint I have with this site, though, is the fact that their celebrity images and videos and their porn star images and videos are not separate from one another. In other words, it makes it harder than it should be to find either the celebrity of your choosing or the porn star of your choosing. Either way, you’re going to have to skim through a much longer list than is necessary. I don’t know why they wouldn’t make it so you could toggle porn stars on or off, allowing you to just access the nude and sexy celebs. Kind of annoying, but it doesn’t completely ruin the experience. I also think they could benefit from including some deep fakes, of which there are none. Just some notes for AZ Nudes, in case you’re reading … not trying to be a jerk! Speaking of jerking, that is precisely what I’m going to do now. I think I’ll jerk off to some sexy pics of Alison Brie this time around. Happy fapping, friends!