xMissy

I've found that when people think about the Dutch, they usually conjure up images of blue-eyed blondes who are constantly stoned politely clogging around in wooden shoes between their homes and windmills. Further, I think that when a lot of people around the world associate the Dutch with anything sexual they think of all of the gay dudes in Pride parades. For some reason, they don’t ever think about a population of people who are so beautiful they could give the women of Venezuela a run for their money. And not only are the Dutch beautiful, but they are also just as sex-obsessed as the nearby French. A good example of this is xMissy – one of the oldest, but still phenomenally fap-tastic smut site on the web.

A Site For The Ages…

…and it is ages old, but that shouldn’t stop you from checking it out. For those who are porn aficionados, xMissy came out two years before PornHub. Yeah, that’s how far back it goes. Way back in 2005, xMissy came onto the scene to give viewers access to tons of amateur and professional porn videos, photos, and, with some recent upgrades, some additional features you’ll love flogging your one-eyed snake to. Interested in finding out what? Then don’t skip to the end – keep on reading for the Ds.

You Get Access To Tons Of Free Videos

Being one part porn blog another part tube site, xMissy has tons of free videos to peruse. The focus on this site is on promoting professionals, so you are going to get a massive number of movies featuring the best studio porn Europe and America has to offer. They are only about five-minute long teaser clips, but they're still so hot to dry hump to. With so much offer, xMissy has a neat set of categories to make finding the kind of erotic entertainment you want easier. To give you an idea of what you are going to see, I’ve summed up the links xMissy treats you to… Solo Girls – This site seems to be a favorite of xMissy's webmasters, and it's easy to see why – there are dozens of videos of gorgeous girls dolled up in costumes, armed with toys, and ready to unleash their sensuality on camera. As the name suggests, it's nothing but single women pleasuring themselves and teasing you in a nearly hypnotic way. There are no images of some dude's dick to fuck up your fantasy of watching a woman dressed (and then undress) in an outfit of leather and fishnets, or spandex and spankies, or a simple nighty voyeuristically. Girl+Girl – Not that into the solo thing? No problem because Girl+Girl has some of the hottest lesbian porn ever to grace the internet – and I know, I've seen a lot. Rather than just show a couple of ladies licking each other on a bed, there are a ton of sexy scenarios you can fap to. For instance, in one vid shown Ivy Wolfe teases Lilly Ford’s toes in the back of a car until pantyhose are stripped off, bras are thrown to the side, and tongue on pussy pounding ensures. And speaking of variety, the types of girls you are going to see is amazing. Besides the typical lipstick lesbian, there are a bit more butch looking girls like Ryan Keely. Besides girls like her, there are a bit more nubile looking girls Aria Skye and Danni Rivers who will remind you of the girls you liked who ignored you your final year of secondary school no matter who many love letters you shoved into their locker. Or at least that’s what they reminded me of. Artcore – Back in the old days, most porn movies were cheesy, hastily put together flicks to flick your dick to but not really think about or remember once you nutted. However, in recent times some smut junkies have decided to make erotic entertainment which could be considered to be art. If that’s your jack it jam, then the video previews by Artcore which you can find on xMissy are for you. The production values are amazing, models are mouthwatering, and each vid has some kind of story to it beyond the cliché delivery boy giving a lonely housewife some sausage from his pants and a pizza box. Videomix – Other than the “true” tube sites, you don’t see too many mashups of different porn sites stuck together. However, the good guys at Videomix specialize in delivering exactly that. Check this part of xMissy out, and you'll find a series of creative remixes of different porn videos with different themes. To give you an idea of what you are in for, some of the mashups include clips of girls seductively showering themselves off, chicks getting fit while flapping their (other) lips in workout gear, going for a dip skinny-style, and, there's one of my favorites, Bombshells in Boots. Not sure what it is, but a chick in a pair of nice kicks always pops a tent in my tighty whities. What about you? HD Porn – Sadly, this is the one section of the site which doesn’t take you to another page of free fap material. Instead, this is a clickbait link which will put you on the Brazzer’s network landing page.

Pics To Pull Your Pickle To

Like a good hybrid site, xMissy treats you to tons of titillating photos, too. If that's your thing, check out xMissy's Babes link first. There you'll find dozens of dazzlingly hot dames in photo galleries which will make you pop a pants tent so hard. I would recommend taking your bottoms off before viewing it. And with so many girls to choose from, xMissy makes it easy to keep up to date with who other site users think are hot with their Popular Girls links. Located at the top of the page, this regularly updated part of the site will take you to the top four xMissy missies with the click of a button.

Variety Is The Spice Of Life – Especially Sex

Besides all of the pictures you can find in the Babes section, there are even more in the link just below-called Picture Mixes. They are a bunch of smut scoundrels created tons of galleries of Euro gals all showing off parts of their fine physiques or indulging in the same deviant fetish. If you need me to sell it further, I should bring up that the posts here get more comments and community interaction than just about any other part of the site. That and just like the video section, the pic section of the site has some convenient links to the best uploads on the site. Theme Series – These galleries come from sites all over the interwebs and are sure to make you cum. And to make things better, since each mashup shows so many girls, the community on xMissy is really good about naming all of the talent, in case you are looking for more material of a model online. So, checking out the comments' section is a must. Artcore Pictures – These remixes aren’t actually all from Artcore but from Girl+Girl. I’m not sure why there is a label mix up but whatever – this stuff is hot as fucking. And in addition to have tons of quality photo shots, there is plenty of quantity, too. In fact, there are over 1,300 galleries to chose from! HD Porn – And just like the video section, this link is yet another spam link to Brazzers. Not saying that I hate that site – I fucking love it – but I think that I should warn you that you’re not going to find more free Euro porn by clicking here.

Real Girls For Real Porn Junkies

As I said, part of the site described features porn professionals. Fortunately, for all of you with a taste for “real” women taking salacious selfies, then click on the Real Girls link. There you find, of course, literally thousands of blog posts which contain several galleries of gorgeous girls from all over the world who voluntarily show off their bodies. And to make this section even better, when you click on a blog, you get the option to rate the pornstars in training as the best for that new update. If you don't like to choose between the three, you get additional options which you'll have to check out. How is that for incentive? If you check it out and become a member, be sure to tell them who sent you.

There Are Several Categories Of Blogs, Too

Besides the blogs featuring amateur women, there are other posts which show off nearly every side of the industry. The categories you can filter between – besides the Real Girls – include… Funny – Who doesn't love to laugh? Well, this part of the site has bunches of posts which feature erotic content which will tickle your funny bone and boner at the same time. Sexy – As you might think, this section promotes some of the hottest hump content on the web, especially those from northern European studios. If you like getting regular updates on Euro girls, you need to check this out. Porn – If you want more resources to find fap-worthy European porn (and you can read Dutch or have good translation software) then this section is something you need to see. Here you'll see tons of links to other great porn blogs and smut sites.

With xMissy You Get Webcams Galore

One of the great things about all kinds of porn platforms is the creation of unique webcam sections – and guess what, xMissy has its own webcam platform. To make things even better there are two versions of this subsite, one for Dutch speakers and another for English speakers. Just so you know, the xMissyLive! webcam link takes you to the Dutch version whereas the xMissyLive (classic) link is the English version. However, there is translation software which can convert the Dutch version of the site to read in Spanish, French, Italian, or German. I'm not sure how great it is in all of those languages, but the software seems to be decent. Moving on, the girls certainly have some talented tongues – and I’m not talking about the way that so many of them so seductively lick their dildos to get you to stay on their streams. I mean that most of the models are at least bilingual and speaking Dutch or Spanish as well as English, and some also know some French, Russian or German. Most of the models are European, but there is a selection of sexy señoritas from all over Latin America and the rest of the world. You can find out just how much of a choice you have, scroll through the ethnicity search option. Speaking of searching, you can filter your results for webcam models by age, languages that they speak, figure, hair color, sexual orientation, cup-size, category, and even zodiac sign. In addition to solo women, you can filter your results to see women, couples, guys, and even trans girls. Rather than be just another webcam service provider, xMissy has even more features on their webcam platform. If you're interested in seeing who has recently joined there are regularly updated links on the webcam homepage which refer you to the newest additions to the site. Want to see who's the most talented according to the users? You can see who the most recent top models are on the homepage, too. And with an account, you can bookmark your favorite models.

There Are Even More Bonus Features

I said earlier this site might be old, but the webmasters have put a ton of work into keeping it up-to-date and a site for the modern era of erotic entertainment. Another addition which is regularly kept fresh is the Toy store. Another part of the xMissy brand, this e-store has toys for both men and women including vibrators, vagina balls, lingerie, and all kinds of masturbators – some of which I’ve added to my collection. The selection you get on the xMissy store is huge and has tons of filter and search options to find the exact toy you are looking for. Besides the search engine and the categories, you can hyper-target your search with the left side filter features. You can specify product dimensions, brand, price range, material, color, and much more. Keep in mind the items are a bit pricey. However, I can tell you from experience that the quality is top-notch. In fact, the Melody Masturbator feels just like a real pussy…at least that's according to how ThePornDude described what the inside of a real woman feels like. The Popular Girls links, obviously, list the hottest girls on the site. Another neat feature of the site is the Comments feature just below the Popular Girls links. Basically, the most recent comments left on a post are featured on the homepage so you can see what people are talking about.

The Number Of Adverts Aren't Too Crazy

But be warned they are still there. From what I've seen, there aren't too many popups, and the number of advert banners is pretty modest. There certainly aren't the bright flash banners or GIFs you often see on tube sites. But they do hide some of the spam into different menus. I’ve already mentioned a few already, but there are even more. For instance, the main menu on the upper left corner has links to Sinns.com Nederporn.tv, and SinClub sandwiched between the site’s Real Girls and webcam links. The more obvious advert links are on the right-hand side of the site, so don't think that any of them will take you to another part of xMissy.

Which Is Best – Desktop Or Mobile?

First off, the mobile version is probably the best-optimized porn blog I've ever seen. The aesthetic of the desktop version is still there but minimized enough to make viewing it on a phone or tablet easy on the eyes. Honestly, the site looks great on both versions.

Should This Site Be Improved?

For the most part, this site doesn't have too much going against. I don't like the spam links tucked into the menu, and the pop-ups and redirects which crop up sometimes needs to be addressed. The blog should be updated more along with a few other elements of the site. Finally, the biggest problem I have with xMissy is the link to the English translation. Overall, the English version looks great, but one some pages when you click the button to translate the page, you’ll be taken to a different part of the site.

Is This Miss Worth A Look?

Other than a few parts which need to be optimized, xMissy is definitely an oldie but goodie porn blog. There are tons of new features which have been added to the site which make this site a nearly perfect platform to find all kinds of porn, sex toys, and more. And finally, this site is a friend of my hero, ThePornDude, so you know you gotta check this site out.