USASexGuide

USA Sex Guide! I crave so badly a woman’s touch. It is something that I have never been lucky enough to have but have thought about nearly every darned day of my life. It gets oh so lonely being a virgin with zero chance of ever scoring a decent lady. Well, correction, with zero chance of ever scoring any lady at all, regardless of how decent. I am obsessed with it, though. Every day, I imagine what it must feel like. And every night I dream of that feminine touch. The dreams are sometimes very vivid. But it’s hard to imagine, since I have no reference point whatsoever.I have thought a lot about ordering an escort over the years. I always end up chickening out, though, and never actually make the phone call to make it happen. Sometimes I’ll text the number of a working girl I find online, but when she texts back, I fold, never responding to actually make plans to meet up. I just cannot bring myself to do it. If I’m being completely honest, I am terrified. There is so much that could go wrong (and so much that likely would).I’m scared of prematurely ejaculating. I know for a fact that this would happen. Even though I have never been in that situation, I just know. I mean, I know my body. I usually jizz from porn within one or two minutes, so it’s pretty much guaranteed. Plus, having never had a woman’s touch at all, I think that it would just be too much to handle. As soon as she places a hand near my junk, I would just bust a nut in my pants. Immediately. Then, of course, I’d still have to pay her for her time. Even though we didn’t do anything.Even if I lasted long enough to get my penis inside of her vagina, I am also worried that I will be the worst guy she’s ever been with. And I get it, it’s her job to not make me feel like that, to act like she’s having a good time so that I can have a good time. But that doesn’t change the fact that I would know. I would know that she’s faking it. Either for money or out of pity. And that makes me extremely uncomfortable. It would mess with my mind, knowing that she’s just being nice or earning her price. With my embarrassingly small wiener, I don’t think it could handle a true professional.

How to Become More Confident

The people I talk to on my favorite forums and message boards try to tell me that there are always other options that I could look into. Especially if it’s just a sensual touch that I am looking for and not a full-on sexual experience. They often refer me to sites where I can find erotic massages (Nuru, happy ending, etc.) and tantric services providers (they say that this might help me out with my little endurance problem). But I am far too shy still, I think. I have been trying to build up confidence for years now … it still has not shown up.Sometimes I read porn site reviews written by my hero, The Porn Dude when I want an example of what true, effortless confidence looks like. I try to mold myself after him in all things that I do, mirror and mimic his personality. But I will never be him, I will never be that cool. I have gotten a little bit cooler, I think, by reading his reviews over the years, but I sometimes fear that I may have met my threshold.Either way, as I mentioned previously, I do spend a lot of time thinking about ordering escorts, thinking about finding an erotic massage parlor to go to. So, even though I know nothing about actually going through with it and meeting an escort, I think that it is fair to say, at the very least, I definitely know my way around an escort ad website!

A Different Kind of Escort Site

But the escort site that we will be taking a look at today is a little bit different from most of the others on the web. Whereas many escort directories and escort indexes are just that, a list of available escorts who have posted in your area, USA Sex Guide takes a bit of a different approach. They are set up more like a forum. That means that, instead of listing available girls and their prices, etc., users post in their location-based message board either looking for services, reviewing girls and businesses, or planning trips to the area. So, it’s much more user-oriented than most escort sites that you’ll find while browsing the web.When you first land on USA Sex Guides, you will be greeted by a blue screen that, in white text, lays out all of the requirements to view the site. Here, you’ll find all the usual suspects, such as “I am an adult of at least 18 years of age” and “I believe that such material does not offend the standard of the community in which I live. It is not illegal to view such material in the community/locale in which I reside.” Click “Enter Here,” though, to have immediate access to all of the forums, whether or not you have registered as a user.Once you’re on the inside, you’ll find the site proper. The design, honestly, is nothing to write home about. It looks a little dated, as if this site could really use an update. But once your eye adjusts to all the clutter and old-school looking layout of it, it is easy enough to navigate. Forums sites have never really been known for their stellar web design anyway.You will find a site menu bar at the top of the page, allowing you to navigate the site by choosing Front Page, Forum, What’s New, Photo Gallery (in case you decide, like I always do, that you’d prefer a quick fap over the whole girlfriend experience), Abbreviations (to help you learn the lingo of USA Sex Guide), Free Viagra, and Escort Webcams. Below that, you’ll find everything you need to browse by location or interest. Forums are separated into sections: States & Cities, Craigslist Reviews, Special Interests (Amateurs, Anal, Humor, Oral Sex, Sexual Addiction, Safe Sex, etc.), and then Site Administration stuff.Just pick your city or state and you are off to the races, as they say! The size of your city will dictate how active your particular forum is. Obviously, smaller cities have less people and, therefore, less activity on the message board. But, generally, what you will find when you click into your state are a bunch of forums, which General Discussion at the top.

Cover All Your Grounds

From there, in alphabetical order, you can find your city and see what it has to offer. More or less, what you will find in terms of sections is Massage Parlor Reports, Escort Reports, News and Media, Rip Off Reports, Backpage Ad Reports, Escort Classifieds Ad Reports, Strip Club Reports, Streetwalker Reports, Truck Stop Reports, Adult Search Ad Reports, and Craigslist Ad Reports. So, this is less of an escort directory (although users will often post links to ads on it), and more of a way to stay abreast (ha) about the escorts and erotic services in your area.Plus, if that isn’t enough for you, there is also an entire section dedicated to just general user banter. Here, guys (and girls, I suppose, too) can riff on sexual topics, ask each other questions, share experiences, and give advice. It’s really a one-stop-shop for all things adult services and lifestyle, as well as a community where fap addicts like you and I can communicate with and encourage one another. It’s pretty awesome, to tell you the truth. I have made many a friend here.For what this site is – a collection of forums where people from certain locales can discuss escorts, strippers, and basically anything else they like – it is extremely effective. And active. The only downside, as far as I am concerned, is, like I said before, the site could use a bit of a revamp. Oh, that and, yes, there are ads. Lots of them. And they get through your ad blocker. So, beware of that, I suppose.But for a completely free community of people to talk about the sex workers of their city, this site is great. It’s always good, so I hear, to air on the side of caution when ordering an escort or anything like that (especially in the US), so USA Sex Guide will be a great companion to any potentially paid tryst you plan to have in the near future. Enjoy and be safe!