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You know, there are few people that I know who I would regard as heroes. First, there’s Ron Jeremy, of course, because of how much snatch he’s been able to snatch up, if you will. Secondly, another person whom I have always admired is James Deen. No, not the famous 50s film actor. The famous porn star, James Deen. This man has banged more beautiful women than I have ever seen in person in my entire life! If that isn’t something to aspire to, I don’t know what is. The third person that I would call one of my heroes goes by the name of The Porn Dude. He has always been such an inspiration to me. Ever since I first saw his blog and porn site reviews a few years ago, I immediately knew what I wanted to do with my life. The same exact thing. Hence my site. If there was no Porn Dude, there would be no Porn Geek, let’s just say that. He really helped me to realize that I can take control of my life, that I can turn my passion into my work. The passion for the fappin’ happened me into a cash-in. And I owe it all to The Porn Dude. Honestly, I would give him every penny I’ve made if he needed it. He’s just so darn cool. And you know that guy absolutely bags so many ladies on a day to day basis. You can just tell. Have you ever read one of his reviews? This guy is an absolute badass. He just doesn’t care. And that’s probably why he gets so many girls. He says whatever he wants and stands by it, no matter what anyone else says about it. Gosh, I wish I could be like that. But I’m trying. And by reading The Porn Dude’s porn reviews, I would like to think that I am getting closer and closer to that goal of coolness every day. What do you think? Maybe you have been reading my reviews for a while now. Would you say that I’ve gotten cooler? I mean, I still haven’t had sex with a real, living, breathing woman yet. But my confidence is getting there. Slowly but surely. And I have The Porn Dude to thank for that. For giving me hope. If he can be that awesome, maybe it’s not too farfetched for me to think that I can too. Although there is always the possibility that he was just born that way. That he just has awesomeness in his genetic makeup, embedded into the fibers of his DNA. I wouldn’t be surprised. Maybe that level of cool can’t be taught. And I know I will never truly be half as cool as The Porn Dude, no matter how hard I try, but I’m definitely getting close, I think. I even wear a fedora now. Can you believe it? Me, in a fedora! If you asked me 10 years ago if I thought I would ever be the kind of cool cat that wears fedoras, I would probably say that you were crazy. But, alas, here I am, as I sit at my computer desk in my mom’s basement typing this review, actually wearing a fedora. With a feather in it! I wonder if The Porn Dude wears fedoras. Probably. He seems so suave, I bet he was born with a fedora on. And then immediately started hitting on the nurse. Ugh. So darn cool. I have never met The Porn Dude. At least not yet. But I have sent him a few emails over the years. And I am still holding out hope that one of these days he will get back to me. I’m sure he’s just a really busy guy. You know, constantly getting himself some strange or doing weed at night clubs with porn stars. Maybe now that I’m reviewing his site, he’ll finally reach out. Maybe he’ll even want to be my friend! Gosh, what a dream come true that would be. Porn Dude, if you’re reading this: please write me back, buddy!

Please Hang with Me!

I think we would be a great match. Oh no, I hope that doesn’t sound too creepy. But you know what I mean … you can show me the ways of being a playboy pimp and, in return, well, actually, I don’t know if I have anything to offer you, because you probably have it all as it is. Oh, actually, on second thought, I know what I can do for you! In return, I can show you my enormous hentai and manga collection. I have some really good stuff, some really rare finds. You can come over and I’ll even have my mom make us some pizza bagels and we’ll drink Mountain Dew and watch some hentai together. Would you like that? Let me know, pal! I already told my mom all about you … she would love to meet you too! But, anywho, I don’t want to get too sidetracked. My Adderall must be wearing off or something. Today, ladies and germs, it is my absolute pleasure to introduce you to my personal favorite site of all time, The Porn Dude! The Porn Dude is, well, it’s basically just a better version of my site. He has hundreds of porn site reviews that are way better written than my own, if I’m just being completely honest and frank with you. The Porn Dude’s reviews are just so gosh darn funny and helpful. And he’s so crass, just like the very porn that he is reviewing.

The Site that Started it All

The Porn Dude gives you the scoop on just about every porn site there is on the internet. I’m still working on getting my collection together … I don’t have half the reviews he does. But I’ll get there one day, I just know I will! Yeah, I mean, he’s been at it for years now, so, I still have time to catch up! Not only does The Porn Dude review the best porn sites on the web, he has them very clearly organized and ranked, from best to worst, based on his very reliable tastes and criteria. So, in short, the site is so very easy to use. And, if you couldn’t tell already, I totally copied his layout because, honestly, it just makes so much sense (and I just fell in love with the clean design of his). At the top of The Porn Dude’s blog, though, you’ll find his logo, which features an abstract version of The Porn Dude’s face in the “O” of the word “Porn.” Then, to the right, you’ll find a super awesome drawing of him, cheesing, giving a thumb’s up and raising one eyebrow while holding a laptop. Presumably because on said laptop, he’s checking out some of the best porn known to man! Below that, you will find a handy dandy search bar, allowing you to peruse the hundreds of sites that he has reviewed over the years with ease. Beyond that, though, it’s a pretty typical blog site layout … posts on top of posts on top of posts that seem to go on forever. So, there’s definitely plenty of content to enjoy on The Porn Dude’s blog. It looks like he actually updates with a new post every day! Now, that is tenacity, friends!

Daily Updates, Riveting Content

And, speaking of content, The Porn Dude does not just put out filler for the sake of updating the site. His posts are interesting, often comprehensive, helpful, and informative. With recent posts like “Hologram Porn, Will it Ever Exist?” and “Wow, that’s Naughty: Top Reddits NSFW List,” you get an idea of the level of quality you can expect from The Porn Dude. These aren’t your everyday ramblings from a know-nothing blowhard. These are well-thought out and useful articles on all things’ porn. Not only are the blog posts fascinating and actually helpful or interesting to read, he includes plenty of pics along with his words, which means that you get a very good sense of what he’s talking about throughout every post. If he discusses a porn star or a specific site, he’ll often throw a screen capture of the site’s home page, or a sexy image of the girl in question to help make things nice and clear for the reader. You know, I really hate to criticize my hero like this, but I try to be an honest and objective site reviewer, so there is one downside to The Porn Dude’s blog that I need to point out. Just for the sake of being fair. And that is the fact that there seems to be quite a few grammatical errors to be found throughout the blog. So, not the biggest deal in the world, sure, but for a grammar snob such as myself, definitely something that I have to note. That being said, though, I freaking love The Porn Dude and everything he does. I hope he writes back to me soon!