Scarlet Blue

ScarletBlue! In reality, there is nothing that would feel better than to put my dick to work in between watching bucket loads of porn. But alas, I’m not ThePornDude who gets to bed outrageously hot chicas every now and then. More like every day now that I think about it. I don’t know how he does it, but it could be due to his good looks, confidence, and the inevitable; loads of money to blow. Those are things that I have in extremely low supplies right now. Shit, I’ll have to come up with ways of making a lot of money since that tends to work for many men by overriding their flaws.Someone told me that with money, you could be a complete asshole, but ladies will twist it to “strong man who takes no bs.” You could be an ugly fuck like myself, but ladies will call it ‘unique charm’. You could be a boringly studious and socially inept person, but if you are raking in a 6 figure salary, ladies will be pointing out all your pros and saying how they would date you because of your character aka financial status. Hell, I’m a freaking loner, but if I had money I’d be ‘the mysterious rich man.’ You see where I’m headed with this, don’t you?Sex, something I only see in porn, costs money. Maybe when I was a younger that’d not have mattered as there were horny teenaged girls who would fuck just about anything (except me apparently). But now that I’m well into my 30s, any chance I have of getting my dick wet solely depends on my financial status which I’d rather not talk about at this juncture. That leaves me with only one option; porn and masturbation. It’s miserable, I totally get it, but it’s not like I have other choices.However, if like ThePornDude you have some money to blow on pussy, are in Australia or planning to visit and wouldn’t mind some high quality call girls eager to blow both your money and your cock, then sit tight as I tell you about Scarletblue.com, a fantastic Australian escort site with an exciting lineup of babes ready to give you the experience of a lifetime.

Porn is great, but pussy is greater

There is nothing wrong with porn, but if unlike me, you can get laid as well, there is not a more potent combination. So, what if you want to fuck escorts? Don’t you think it would be imperative to look for the highest quality? That’s exactly where a site like Scarletblue.com.au comes into play. Here you don’t just get escorts, they are premium, Gold Edition Plus kind of escorts.Maybe you are the kind of guy that doesn’t mind banging any kind of girl and wouldn’t mind paying ten bucks to hook up with a disease-infested hooker from the filthy parts of town. Well, the choice is yours, but if you are that kind of dude, Scarlet Blue is not your place. Here you only get the top cream and the kind of rates you will find here tend to go with the territory. Don’t scratch your head.

The experience will cost you dearly

Look away broke dudes; if you want a taste of the lineup of escorts at Scarlet Blue, be ready to dig deeper into your pants. The rates start at $500 per hour, some even going as high as $800 depending on the kind of service offered. Needless to say, I’m unfamiliar with these kinds of rates now that I’m used to watching porn all through, but if unlike me you can afford to screw a quality babe, I can’t possibly think of another escort site that beats Scarlet Blue in that regard.I know you might be having second thoughts about paying such top dollar for a pussy, but apparently, you’ve never had the kind of sex these ladies are promising. Is it worth it? Again, it all comes down to how deep your pockets are.

Good news for Australian punters

Living in Australia or planning to visit and wouldn’t mind a hot girl to keep you company? The good news is Scarlet Blue has you covered. I know you’ve probably had your cock sucked before, but this should prove a whole new experience for you. Basically, all regions and cities in Australia have been covered, and a fucktastic escort experience awaits you in New South Wales, Tasmania, Western Australia, Brisbane, Melbourne, and Queensland among other locations all over the country.Even better, the site has made it easy for you to pick a location since Australia is a big country. There is a slider with different regions in the country that you can use in that regard or better yet, use the location search that allows you to pick a location and the kind of escort you are looking for (female, male, Trans). You couldn’t have asked for more.

Be overwhelmed by the girl’s bodacious bodies

Think you have shagged girls that were not worth $500 an hour? You clearly haven’t tried any of the beauties at Scarlet Blue. These girls have mouthwatering physiques, and you could confuse them for top tier pornstars. They have juicy thighs, perky tits, tight asses, and infectious smiles. Everything about them screams premium which is the least you’d expect given the rates. Clearly, Australia has the hottest women on the planet.There are countess thumbnails on the homepage where insanely sexy ladies are beckoning you to try the experience. Just point your mouse pointer over any of the thumbnails where you’ll know the lady’s age, dress size, price, and place of service (incall, outcall). Clicking on a girl directs you to her detailed page with her full profile, a bunch of high-res images that can be viewed on a slideshow, her tours (places she is visiting), an about me section, a detailed rates table for both incall and outcall, contact details, her gifts wish list and favorite things, services she is willing to offer, and testimonials (client reviews) among other details. Hell, individual pages are so detailed you’ll feel like you’ve actually met the girl.Like you will notice on the rates section, there are terms used for particular types of service that include;THE LOVER; this promises an intimate girlfriend experience where you can expect stuff like delicate lace lingerie, long slow kisses, pillow talk.THE SIREN; A kinky girlfriend experience. You can look forward to silk blindfolds, tie & tease, sweat-inducing romps.Remember you have to leave a deposit to book a date with these ladies. No deposit = No booking. No exceptions. Also, the rates are non-negotiable, and haggling over them will get you blocked. Either way, these ladies are well primed to appeal to your ego, libido, and taste for adventure. You will be tantalized by their physicality, unselfconscious sensuality, and palpable erotic energy.

The Discreet Mode is a touch of genius

Assuming you are on a bus or train full of people and still want to arrange an escort, what do you do? The lineup of near-nude girls on the homepage will give you a way to prying eyes. Luckily, Scarlet Blue (often misspelled as "scarlett blue") has thought about that, and the Discreet Mode button on the top menu will come in handy. Clicking on it turns off all of the images from the website making it all just text. It doesn’t get more discreet than that, does it?Next to the Discreet Mode button is International which loads a page with 15 countries and if you hover over one of those, you get a list of the cities inside each country in which the girls are available.The escorts can also be browsed by categories where the site has plenty of options including busty, MILF, natural bush, voluptuous, cougar, submissive, and natural breasts, among others. Under the same categories tab, you can browse the models by popular services, background/ethnicity, gender/sexuality, and location. Clearly, the only person standing between you and a sensual tantra massage is yourself.

The best of Scarlet Blue

Premium escorts; all the models lined up are high quality, premium girls and the site clearly only deals with the best.Great testimonials; below each escort’s page is a list of user reviews that will point you in the right direction.Detailed personal pages; the model’s individual pages are well detailed and have everything you’d need to know about an escort.

The worst of Scarlet Blue

Escorts are pricey; well, you knew escort services cost money, but you won’t have been prepared for the steep and expensive rates offered by the girls.

The verdict

Judging by the testimonials, there is enough number of men willing to pay the high rates these girls ask for, and they all have positive things to say about the experience. The girls may be expensive, but a premium escort experience awaits those with enough cash to pay $500 an hour or sometimes more for sex and related services. If you are one of those guys, head over to ScarletBlue.com.au.