pornSOS

Porn SOS! If you have never had to create your own SOS message consider yourself extremely lucky! I had to do this exact thing today and I’m currently in the middle of getting back home. I just have to tell you about it friend! It all started when I was hitchhiking to an anime convention when I let out the biggest fart of my life. I had eaten mother’s tuna sandwiches again, and that is my fault. I should have known what they would do to me and how disgusting it would be for the person I was sharing a vehicle with. I was riding with a truck driver that kept checking his lipstick in the mirror too, so I was feeling uneasy to begin with; the sewage fart sent him over the edge.He kicked me out of the truck and poured a jar of urine on me in retaliation. I needed a new change of clothes and a bath, but my phone was almost dead. I took off my clothes and began to write a giant, ‘SOS,’ message on the highway. My clothes could only make the, ‘S,’ so I began using anything I could find: sticks, rocks, grass, animal feces, roadkill, whatever it took. The roadkill proved to be a bad idea. Tiny bugs began to crawl and bite me; so many consumed my body they actually went inside my penal and anal holes, respectively.I rolled on the ground crying, naked, and knowing I was going to die. A nice gentleman stopped and picked me up, though he told me I would have to ride in the trunk. I got in the trunk, he locked the door so I wouldn’t fall out, and I began doing what I always do in my spare time: uplifting beautiful ladies. I visited PornSOS.com to get my fill, and I want to tell you about as I ride back home. Are you going to love uplifting ladies as much as I do while riding in this stuffy trunk that smells like gasoline, leather, and old rope? Come find out friend!

Over 33-million videos

What was that? No, I did not mistype my friend: PornSOS boasts an impressive 33-million videos and counting! It has that many for a reason: it’s a porn aggregator meaning it acts as an index of adult videos rather than a free tube site that host content on their own site or via a third-party cloud service (as has become the norm).What this means is that every time you click on a video, you will be redirected to its source site where you can view the video. It’s a convenient way to find millions of adult videos all in one place and it’s one of the reasons I love using them to uplift amazing goddesses!

New videos added every five minutes!

That’s correct! PornSOS claims to add new videos every five minutes, though because PornSOS is a porn aggregator and not an actually free tube site I can believe this to be true. Perhaps they use a tool that browses around various source sites and links them to PornSOS. I don’t know how it works, I didn’t make the site! What you can take away from this though is that you’re never going to run out of things to watch. Just imagine: in the time it takes for you to uplift and praise a beautiful woman, new videos are being added to PornSOS before you can even finish the first one. Add to the fact that they feature over 33-million videos, and it is safe to say that you are not going to be running out of females to uplift anytime soon; if you are ThePornDude, that means you won’t be running out of potential females to have sex with either!

Sort videos by popular and newest

Don’t want to browse blindly through over 33-million videos? PornSOS does not want you to either! That is why they have conveniently provided good sorting options that allow you to find the freshest and best videos. You have two choices for sorting: popular and newest. These two dimensions for sorting are more than enough to give you a broad look at the videos that PornSOS has to offer. It’s a simple addition, but paramount if you want to get a taste test of everything that PornSOS has to offer.

Over 10 pages of categories!

Thankfully, PornSOS features a huge list of categories to choose from so you don’t have to browse from page-to-page to see them all. Still, if you really want to browse from page-to-page in order to see every single category that PornSOS has to offer, it would take you over 10 pages to do that. That’s a ton of categories to choose from! Like the best porn aggregators, you have more than enough categories to choose and you are bound to find a lovely lady that you can uplift within one of these. It’s an impressive list that should satisfy every white knight and male feminist that uses porn aggregators for the greater good, so check it out!

Accurate thumbnails for videos and categories

A porn aggregator must use appropriate thumbnails like any other free tube site, and I am happy to tell you that PornSOS does exactly this. It’s an achievement when you consider that not every adult site actually does this. Some provide thumbnails that have nothing to do with the category and video while others hit the mark with accuracy and detail. PornSOS does the latter. The biggest strength is that their use of thumbnails just works. No, you are not going to be amazed by the crispness or clarity of the thumbnails, but that isn’t what PornSOS is trying to achieve, either. The goal is to provide thumbnails that detail exactly what is happening in a category and video, and PornSOS pulls this off very well. They’re not an eyesore, they do exactly what they should, and you’re never going to experience any kind of confusion. Good job, PornSOS!

Good search results

With so many videos to choose from and new ones being added every few minutes, PornSOS must utilize a competent search function that makes it simple to find exactly the types of females you are craving to telepathically praise. Not only does PornSOS’ search function work quite well, but it also suggests certain categories when typing a word. For example, if you want to search for, ‘grandmothers,’ just typing in, ‘gran,’ will list categories like, ‘granny anal,’ ‘granny lesbian,’ and so on. While I would have preferred if PornSOS showcased tags instead of outright categories that can be found in the categories’ list, it still makes what you are looking for more convenient. PornSOS doesn’t utilize tags which is fine. Nevertheless, they still make it simple to find exactly the type of females you want to uplift for the time being.

Site loads quickly and is responsive

A hurdle among most porn aggregators is that it relies on other sites to ensure it has content. Because porn aggregators merely link to videos on other sites, if those sites are unresponsive the video simply cannot be watched. To ensure everything operates as speedily as possible, PornSOS has placed a lot of emphasis on ensuring that its site is not only quick and easy to use, but is also responsive. This is especially true when selecting a video to watch, as a hanging site that takes a few seconds to make the jump over to a source site is a huge problem.PornSOS doesn’t have any of these problems. Use it with confidence whether you are browsing on mobile or desktop. While there is always a risk that a source site is down or being unresponsive, I never experienced this. I’m not sure how likely you are to run into this problem, but at any rate it’s going to be a non-issue in most cases.

Rating, view count, and site source in video listing would have been nice

One of the only problems I found while using PornSOS is how little information there was about videos in each content listing. Sure, you can see the title and the duration of the video but what about beyond that? There is no information about view count, rating, and especially nothing in terms of which site you will be jumping to once you select the video. This last part is especially important, because it isn’t a good idea to allow visitors to fly blindly and watch videos without knowing which sites they will be landing on once they click a link. It’s just a good idea to include this information so everyone knows where they will be going if they choose to uplift the goddess in the video. I urge PornSOS to fix these few things: if they do, this porn aggregator will be right up there with the best of them!