PornoLab

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Porno Lab! Hello there, friends! Thanks for clicking through for yet another porn review! I just got done boinking Dolly, my redheaded sex doll a few minutes ago, and I am already set to start looking at more porn … I know, I am so insatiable. But, hey, when you have a libido as extreme as mine, you got to do what you got to do, you know what I mean? Humping Dolly is the perfect example. I know I shouldn’t do that. I mean, I have a girlfriend and everything (my pillow, Suki) and we’ve been together for so long. We’ve been through thick and thin together (and she is honestly starting to thin out quite a bit … losing a little more stuffing every day), but I’m a guy! I can’t be tied down! I can’t have just one woman. I mean, okay, technically I can’t have any women, because I never have had any actual women, but you know what I mean. I can’t just fap or jizz the same way over and over again, day in and day out for the rest of my life. Men need to mix things up. It’s in our DNA. I learned that from my hero, The Porn Dude. I don’t remember which review of his it was that I read that in, but it made so much darned sense! And I have been living by it ever since. The Porn Dude is actually who, with that great idea of his, inspired me to build up the courage to start screwing Dolly in the first place. Maybe it was one of his sex doll site reviews actually … yeah, that would make a lot of sense. Hm … I should do a sex doll site review soon, don’t you think? Would you guys read it? I know it won’t be as good as The Porn Dude’s, but still, it might be helpful! But that is another review for another day, people. Today I want to talk to you about the beauty of torrenting. Have you ever done it? Have you ever heard of it? I’m sure you’ve at least heard of it. A lot of people seem to think that you have to be some sort of computer wizard in order to torrent … but that’s just not true! I mean, I am a computer wizard, I will admit that much, but this is so simple even a woman could do it! Oh, I’m just kidding, you know I love the ladies and am always super respectful of them. I guess I’m just getting a little saucy because I had a wine cooler tonight. Really starting to feel that buzz now. In case you can’t tell, I don’t ever drink. So, this wine cooler actually has me feeling mighty fine! And the room’s starting to spin a little … blech!

Streams and Torrents

Okay, back to the task at hand. Which, for once actually is not my pecker! I have been torrenting for years now, and it really is very simple. Let me break it down for you, in case you are unfamiliar with the concept as a whole. Basically, you go to a website of your choosing. There are many (The Pirate Bay, Kick Ass Torrents, Empornium, RARGB, etc.), but I will help you figure out which one is the best for your XXX torrent needs. Make sure that you have already downloaded a torrent downloading program, like Bit Torrent or uTorrent … those are the two big ones. And once you are all good to go, simply search for what you want on your torrent site of choice and wait for it to complete the download in Bit or uTorrent. Voila! The genius task of torrenting a file is finished! See, that wasn’t so hard, was it? Since the days of Napster and Kazaa, file sharing has been one of the best ways to download porn. Especially if you want to plan ahead. God forbid your WIFI ever went down and you didn’t have a single porno on your hard drive to give your junk the hard drive to in the interim! It’s important to be prepared. So, as a rule of thumb, you should have at least 5 pornos on your computer, downloaded, at any one given time. Stock up like an Armageddon prepper in the basement! Streaming your porn is great and all, but you never know what could happen tomorrow… As I mentioned previously, there are plenty of torrenting sites to choose from. And, obviously, some are going to be much better when it comes to downloading porn than others. Some torrenting sites, for example, were actually made specifically for the sole purpose of downloading porn. Whereas others, like The Pirate Bay and RARGB, were made for a wide variety of media. Each torrenting site tends to be better for a different kind of thing. So, if porn is all you care about (like me), then you will probably be better off choosing a torrenting site that is geared toward porn and nothing else.

Fun Name, Awful Design

One such torrenting site is … drum roll, please … Porno Lab! With a fun name like Porno Lab, how could you go wrong, right? Well, we shall see. Let’s take a trip to the Porno Lab and see if this is the porn torrenting site that we’ve all been waiting for. From the moment you land on Porno Lab’s home page, well, you’ll probably notice the clutter first. At least I did. But you know I have really bad OCD and it makes me anxious to have any amount of clutter, both in the real world and on websites. I hate it. It makes me feel like the walls are closing in on me. And Porno Lab sent my anxiety into full swing. There’s text everywhere! From the top to the bottom, from the left to the right, and then in tiny boxes strewn all over the page. It’s obnoxious, frankly. I don’t like to be mean in my reviews (and I try never to curse), but God freaking damn it! This site looks awful. Plus, on top of all the scattered and hard to pin down text everywhere all over the page, there are ads to boot. And I hate ads. I’m sure you can relate. Nobody likes them. But the worst part about them? They, too, have no rhyme or reason to their placement. It’s like whoever coded this website just threw up 0s and 1s and Porno Lab was the result. One other thing that you should know about Porno Lab … it is a Russian website. So, that means that a great deal of the porn you’re going to find here is going to be, yup, you guessed it, Russian porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with Russian porn. But one thing I always take into account when it comes to porn torrenting sites is how much diversity there is … how many different niches and categories and types of porn does a site cater to? Porno Lab, I’m afraid, has a very narrow margin in that regard. But, hey, if you’re a big Russian porn fan, there is a silver lining, you’ll probably be able to find tons of rare and obscure Russian pornos … so, that’s cool!

Has its Ups and its Downs

The other thing about Porno Lab (and, granted, it is a rather small complaint) is the fact that you cannot preview an image for the video before you click into the torrent’s download page. On other porn torrent sites like this one, hovering your cursor over a link will produce a screenshot preview. And, frankly, if you’re going to make a XXX torrent site, this is a feature you should definitely include, right? There are so many ways to make porn torrenting more important, yet a lot of these sites gloss right over them. You can, however, at the very least, view the cover of the movie (and sometimes a collection of screenshots) before committing to a download. So, that’s a plus. But still, it would be nice if you could see what was up before even having to click into a new page, you know what I mean? It would also be nice if Porno Lab broke their files down into categories or maybe utilized a tag system of some sort. But, unfortunately, you are kind of left to your own devices when it comes to browsing and finding titles to download. This is nice if you have nothing in mind, maybe, and want to find something brand new. But you’d still think that you could more easily search by type of porn, no? All in all, Porno Lab is great for anyone who really loves Russian porn. If you don’t mind the site design flaws, honestly, Porno Lab may have the most porn torrents that I’ve seen on a site like this before, so there is much to love. I just wish they would get it together and up their organization and layout game!

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