Show 18+ sites like NameThatPornstar:

NameThatPornstar

User Rating:

namethatpornstar.com

Name That Pornstar! When you watch as much porn as I do, it can be hard to keep it all straight. No, I don’t mean the porn I’m watching. That’s not hard to keep straight. You’ll never find me clicking on gay porn, that’s for sure. That’s not what I meant at all. Me, gay? No way … you got the wrong guy, friend. I don’t even like to watch MMF threesome videos, I’m so straight. I’m so straight that, even though I am a virgin, if a couple asked me to have a threesome and I knew there was going to be another penis in the same room as me, I would pass. No, thank you, hombre. I’m just not like that… No, what I meant to say was that it is hard to keep track of all the porn I watch. If you have read my reviews in the past, then you probably already know how much porn I watch. And for those of you who have not read my reviews before, let me just say this … it is a staggering amount of porn; an impressive amount of porn; more porn, arguably, than any one man should probably watch in a lifetime. At least that is what my shrink tells me. But what does she know? All she’s good for is the thoughts of her I have when I beat my meat to her as soon as I get home from our sessions. Oops, I picture to myself, her blouse’s buttons just came undone! And then those big, juicy knockers just spill out of her shirt and she looks up at me with nothing but seduction in her big brown eyes, begging me to let her deepthroat my wiener. Not that it would be that hard. Maxing out at 3 inches (well, 3.5 on a good day), any woman would have no problem deepthroating my schlong. See, there are some silver linings to having a small penis, guys. So, if that’s you, don’t be discouraged! The only problem, of course, is going to be getting any girl to agree to suck on it. I’m always afraid that any woman who saw my dong would immediately just start cracking up with laughter before promptly leaving the situation, disgusted with herself that she ever even considered doing it… I bet my hero, The Porn Dude, has a massive schlong. So big that girls can’t take it all. He just has that kind of energy about him, you know? It’s all that confidence. He oozes it. Gosh, I’m so glad that I discovered his site and decided to build my life around copying everything he does. Too bad it’ll never make my dong bigger … but, hey, maybe one day I will at least be able to act like it is! So, no there is no such thing as too much porn! Take that, you sexy, sexy shrink … The only way I’ll let you get inside of my head is if you let my head inside of you. How do ya like them apples? Although there is no such thing as too much porn, though, as I was saying, it can be hard sometimes, at least when you watch as much porn as we do, to keep track of the sexy porn stars that you fap it to. When you’re running through 25 to 50 porn stars a day, how do you know who’s who at the end? And sometimes you want to return to some of them, the ones who you just can’t get out of your head. Have you been there before?

Jizz Brain Strikes Again

It’s not just a memory issue either. A lot of the time the reason that you can’t follow up with a particular porn star in order to check out every other movie she has ever been in is because she is uncredited in the scene. This happens all too often, don’t you agree? When you are fapping it to the most beautiful girl in the world (at least in your opinion, in that one moment) and you bust one of those especially good nuts because of her (you know the ones, the ones that actually make you scream out with pleasure? It doesn’t happen often, but when it does … oh my goodness …) and then you go to look at what her name was, so you can remember it and check out more of her work the next time you get horny (so, in like an hour or so, right?), but her name is nowhere to be found! What is a guy to do in this situation? It can be downright maddening! Well, luckily for us, there are sites out there made to address this very problem. A lot of them are forums or message boards meant to help guys figure out who’s who in their favorite anonymous dirty flicks, but the site that we’ll be looking at today is a legit community based social network of sorts, where perverts like you and me can finally figure out the name of our mystery harlots. What a beautiful time to be alive! The site is aptly titled Name That Porn Star. Yup … it doesn’t get any more straight-forward and to the point than that. And that’s a good thing, of course, because when you are in the grips of a serious case of horniness, you need answers … and you need them immediately! So, straight forward is always good when it comes to matters of the peen. Thank you, Name That Porn Star for keeping it simple and, also appropriate to the site’s mission, easy to remember! When you have a serious case of jizz brain, the mind is fogged by desire and, so, it has trouble recalling such details. The site is pretty basic, to be honest. Again, the name of the game here is simplicity. You sign up. Done. Then you can either browse pics or gifs that other jizz-brained fap addicts post, desperately looking for answers (f you happen to know who that porn star is), or you can post your own request, asking the community to lend you a hand. It’s as easy as that! The more porn stars that you correctly identify, the more points you will get on the site. The points, as far as I know, don’t actually buy you anything (except for self-satisfaction). They are more just a way to incentivize users to contribute, kind of like upvotes on Reddit.

Many Uses for this Site

This site is more than just a great way to find out who a particular girl is … it is also an awesome way to find new porn stars that you never knew existed before! By browsing the site, just seeing if you can help some poor fap sap out, your eye may be caught by an absolute stunner … your ideal woman, the type of girl you’ve been looking for since you started jerking it to porn, there she is. Hey, dreams do cum true, friend, sometimes they just do. And the internet is responsible for a lot of those dreams cumming true. Not only is the site a brilliant idea, but Name That Porn Star is designed well, too. It’s minimalist, intuitive, and easy to navigate. At the top of the page, you can search a porn star, add a request, or browse by category (from a dropdown hamburger menu). Below, you have a feed of Popular posts, Solved posts, and Latest. Then, on the right side of the page, there is a link to conduct a reverse image search (which will, no doubt, be a helpful tool when trying to help someone identify a girl), as well as a live feed of recent comments. Although Name That Porn Star is probably not going to become your go-to site when it comes time to, well, cum, it will be a great resource for you fap addicts out there that like to do your homework. It will also be perfect for you pervs that get off on doing good deeds as well. Remember, helping a fellow pornoholic in need is helping a friend, indeed! So, whether you go here to be helped, to help others, or just to do a little bit of recon because you are in the market for a new favorite porn star, Name That Porn Star will be the first place you’ll want to go. All in all, I highly recommend this site. It is unique, fun, useful, and well-designed. It would be nice if there was more actual porn to enjoy as well (but that’s always the case). Enjoy, friends! I’m off to make love to my body pillow / girlfriend, Suki!