Morazzia

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Not every porn review I can do can be all anal and blowjobs. Sometimes we gotta class it up in here and go a bit retro, and by retro I mean, back to the time of quality nude photography. While we enjoy the never-ending supply of free videos of girls taking on three cocks at a time, thanks to the internet, our forefathers had it a bit tougher and they didn’t complain. Our ancestors jacked their good old dicks off hard, daily, and without so much as touching a keyboard. You see, back in the day, there existed this invention known as paper, and genius entrepreneurs like ThePornDude had the brilliant idea of printing exposed tits on paper, thus bringing you primo fap-worthy content to your doorstep. Porn has always been somewhat controversial, because there’s always going to be some politician complaining about how it’s spoiling our youth or some other dumb shit, but personally, I gotta say, my childhood would have been a lot worse were it not for nude photography magazines like Playboy and Penthouse. I remember a time when my friends and I would get together and try to find as many pages from these magazines as possible, then scrapbook them together with neat little references and a sorting system that we developed. There’s nothing like erections to bring boys together and make them budding librarians – what can I say? So we compiled our smut magazines into a neat little scrapbook that we would lend to each other, and every time it would come back with stickier and stickier pages, that everyone swore they had no idea what happened to. But we all knew. By the end of that particular young summer, that scrapbook had more loads of cum between its pages than it did naked tits. But we didn’t complain, because pictures of hot chicks bending over wildly behind the barn are never going to go out of style. Not even in the era of high-quality 4K cumshots. That’s why websites like Morazzia.Com are going strong today. These are the places you go when you’re feeling nostalgic, or you’re in the mood for some extremely high quality photography of the hottest tits this side of The Rockies.

The Best Pair of Tits on the Web

When I’m looking for the hottest girls on the web, I ask ThePornDude for help. That guy’s got every pair of tits under the sun neatly cataloged and rated. And when I came to him for advice on finding a single place that’s littered with the finest 10/10 pairs of tits on the planet, he sent me to Morazzia. None of these titties are animated, sure, but they’re all bangers. These are the kind of girls that I can’t even dream of getting near because they’re not found in the wild. These are the kinds of independent, strong women who congregate around large piles of money and are eventually paid in cash to take their clothes off for money. You’re not going to see any of them fucked, mind you. These girls might all be virgins for all I know. And hell, if ThePornDude wasn’t around to inseminate them they’d probably die virgins as well, because they’re not here to take a dicking. They’re here to make your jacking off experience better than ever. Every single girl on this site has massive, planetary orbit having tits that will keep you obsessed and slack-jawed for days. I’m talking double Ds, I’m talking triple Ds, basically all the Ds that you can think of, with nipples ranging from drool-inducing to perfect mouthfuls.

Where Are All These Tits Coming From?

Here’s where it gets really interesting. Morazzia is a completely free website, with no strings attached. They’re so free, they don’t let you sign up even if you wanted to. So how does a website like that make money? Well, they sort-of don’t. Not from you at least. You see, Morazzia doesn’t bring you their own pairs of tits. No siree. They get the 10/10 pairs of tits from other websites like Playboy, FTV Girls, X-Art, Met-Art and every other “art” having site you might have heard of that boasts a compendium of never-ending quality tits on camera. I’d assume that these sites pay Morazzia for some free exposure that eventually leads you to their site and signing up for more tit-shots. Or maybe Morazzia is a passion project of some random pervert like myself who gets off on paying for other people’s orgasms. Who knows. The point is, you’ll get hot nude chicks from all of the best photographers in the world, and they’re all here, sorted in neat little categories for you to enjoy. It’s also worth noting that they take great care to sort them by model as well, so that you can see more of the same girl, even across different websites, if she’s gotten nude before. What I really love about these girls though, is that because they don’t have to get fucked on camera, it’s so much easier for them to pretend to be in love with the camera, and with you by extension, that they all look like they’re falling in love with you. And by golly, are you gonna fall in love with them. These are the kind of semen demons that you would wife on the spot, given the chance, and hoping that perhaps that particular girl isn’t being currently ravaged by ThePornDude. I love the guy, but he needs to let some pussy through the cracks for the rest of us.

The Website

It’s a bit of a typical imageboard with some original decisions thrown in. First of all, the site is very vertical, with the middle of the screen reserved for thumbnails of galleries. Yes, that’s right, they’re all galleries. If you see a picture of a particular girl who looks like the next theme of your dreams, you can bet your ass there are going to be 20 of those photos from the same set, if you just click through. I haven’t seen single-shots on the site so far. It’s all 20-something image photo galleries. Then, on the left, you’ve got a neat little navigation bar that lists all of the websites that supply Morazzia with hot perfect 10s. I recommend that you start with Twistys, just because I remember jacking off to them like there’s no tomorrow back when I was in my teen years. They felt like my dirty little secret. On top of the navigation bar there’s a tiny recommended bar, and I think that’s the only piece of external linking on the entire website. They link to some free sex games and other porn sites, but my god, you would never notice it if I hadn’t told you. It’s the least invasive form of advertising I’ve ever seen. Then there’s the right side bar that lists random babes from the site, in no particular order, and why not roll that particular roulette wheel and see where you land. Chances are the tits are going to be primo jacking material one way or the other. Now speaking of advertising, you know how I mentioned there were no ads on the site? Well, I kind of lied. Other than the recommended bar, there are no ads on the home page. However, when you open up a gallery, there are tons of ads, and I dare you to find them. Basically, when you’re viewing a library of a particular photo-shoot, there’s ads all over the left and right side of the actual smut you came to see, but it’s all high quality photography of more triple-A babes. That’s right, the free additional titties on the side of the screen are ads, and they don’t even move. They don’t pop out, they don’t get in the way. You get your smut as you asked for it, with no intrusion, and the screen is littered in tits on the sides, as an added bonus to your fapping. Personally, I love this approach to ads and I wish that more websites went down this route, instead of the jumping pop ups that keep killing my boner every 15 seconds like clockwork. So if you’re a man who gets turned on by hot pairs of tits – that is to say, if you’re straight and breathing, you need to get your ass onto Morazzia.Com and find the next love of your life that you couldn’t possibly hope to meet in person. Why pay for a Playboy subscription when you can get every single triple-A smut magazine brought straight to you on one easy-to-navigate website that charges you absolutely nothing?

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