Lets Try Anal

When I first saw the title of Let’s Try Anal, I got excited. I’ve been thinking for years that public acceptance of anal sex is nowhere near where it should be. I’ve been slowly adding more and more ass play to my masturbation sessions for years. It started off with just slipping a fingertip in while jerking off, but eventually, I got brave and went a bit further. Once I got past the second knuckle, I was in love.

It’s totally not gay at all for a man to like it in the ass. It’s completely natural. The male g-spot is the prostate, didn’t you know that? In my search for that mythical pleasure, I started to go even further. Two fingers at first, and then one day when I was feeling particularly brave I even ventured down to the local sex shop to pick up a butt plug.

Again, it’s not gay at all, it just feels good. When I brought home that big black dildo, mommy found it and threw it in the garbage. Thankfully, I was able to rescue it before trash day. When I finally slid it all the way into the asshole, I knew that anal was for me.
Maybe I should have washed it first. Oops.

Anyways. The point I was making is that “Let’s Try Anal” is good advice. It’s perfectly normal and natural to enjoy exploring your butthole.

Wait. This site is about girls taking it in the ass? Fuck. Ignore everything I just said. But, hey, I guess it all applies anyways. The asshole is universal, it’s the great leveler. We’ve all got one, so why don’t we all put our preconceptions aside and start shoving stuff up there?

Deep Inside The Asshole

When you enter Let’s Try Anal, you’ll quickly notice that there is really only one unifying theme to the several hundred videos you’ll find inside. These girls love their partners (or their money) so much that they’re willing to bite the bullet (or the pillow) and give them that most treasured of their possessions: their asshole.

Beyond that, you’ll find pretty much everything. There are girls with small tits and small asses, big tits and big asses, and any other permutation or combination of those things that you can imagine. You’ve got teens and MILFs, white girls and black girls, and everything in between.

You’ll find videos of girls who are giving their anal virginity to the love of their life, and sluts selling their well-used shitholes for twenty bucks. Of course, this is all professional porn, not amateur sex tapes, so the reality is that all of these girls are super slutty women who have probably taken ten miles of dick up their butts before ever being paid for doing it in front of a camera, but I won’t let that ruin the illusion.

The only thing you won’t find is an average dick. I now that the media has led everyone to believe that a two-inch cock like mine is abnormally small, but I refuse to believe that. Everyone on Let’s Try Anal is hung like ThePornDude. Sure, that makes the moans of pleasure and screams of pain a bit more appealing, but I think that an accurate representation of your average male is just as important as making the porn sexy and exciting.

Finding The Right Hole

The site’s design is just as excellent as the quality of porn. By default, the videos will be sorted by release date. Since these are all professional productions, you can’t really go wrong this way. There isn’t a bad video in the bunch. But, if you’re short on time and want to ensure that you don’t waste your time on anything that isn’t a certified classic, the Top Rated and Most Viewed sections are sure to meet your needs.

If, on the other hand, you’re looking for something specific, you’ll be pleased to know that Let’s Try Anal has a robust and accurate category system. Yes, all of the videos involve buttfucking, but if you want to jump to, say, videos of anal creampies, or ass to mouth, or gaping (I won’t judge), then you’ll be happy to hear that Let’s Try Anal makes doing so as quick as you can cum (which, if you’re anything like me, shouldn’t take more than a few seconds).

The Price Of The Pucker

We’ve established that Let’s Try Anal is excellent, so let’s get down to brass tacks. No site, no matter how good it is, is worth paying for if the price is too high. So take everything I said earlier with a grain of salt, because since not everyone is as rich as ThePornDude (or has an allowance as generous as mommy gives me), you’ve got to compare everything with a detailed cost-benefit analysis.

On second thought, that’s too complicated. I’d spend every last cent I have on porn this good, and I only expect my readers to be just as desperate as I am. Thankfully, Let’s Try Anal has a pretty big selection of membership options, so it probably won’t come down to that.
The best deal, as usual, is the longest-term option. If you commit to a whole year, you’ll only be paying about ten dollars a month. If you sign up on your birthday, you could even just use Grandma’s yearly gift to keep the butt play going year after year. That is, until the dementia takes over and she starts to think that five dollars is a sufficient amount of money because she forgot that the depression ended.

Your other longish-term options are three months for a twenty-dollar bill each month, or a month-to-month plan for thirty. I can’t really think of any case in which you’d want these plans, though: in my mind, the two real options are the full year and the two-day trial option, which will only run you a dollar a day and should give you enough time to really evaluate if the site is worth it to you.

As usual, you can pay by credit card, but Let’s Try Anal gives you a bit of flexibility—not unlike the flexibility that some of these girls show when getting in position to take it up the poop chute. If you’re a big enough nerd to have gotten into cryptocurrency but you’re not smart enough to have sold it to become a millionaire when it peaked, you can spend what was probably worth a million dollars at one point for a few months of anal porn.

If you get a hold of your mom’s checkbook but can’t find her credit card, you can even pay by check, and last but not least Let’s Try Anal will even let you exchange gift cards for memberships. But, keep in mind that you’re not going to get a perfect exchange rate on these. Still, though, I’d say forty dollars of credit at Let’s Try Anal is worth a lot more than fifty at Golden Corral, so unless you’re craving overcooked pork chops it’s probably a fair trade.

But watch out: these guys will try to pull a fast one on you if you don’t renew your trial membership, so be extra careful. Your first two days will cost a dollar a day, as agreed, but if you’re not on the ball and forget to either choose another membership option or cancel entirely, your membership will renew at a rate of $39.99 a month. That’s basically the site telling you to try anal, because I can’t describe this betrayal in any other way except for it being the site’s owners fucking you in the ass.

Yes, that’s right. You’ll now be stuck paying a price more expensive than any of the plans that they even offer. If you had initially chosen the most expensive monthly option, a single month at a time, you’d be paying $29.99. But, instead, you’ll be punished for your lack of attention to the tune of an extra ten bucks each month until you catch it. So watch out, and don’t come complaining to me and saying I didn’t warn you.

Unfortunately, they’ll also try to nickel and dime you if you want to add the ability to download videos. No matter what plan you’re on, adding that capability will cost you an extra fifteen bucks each and every month. If you really need to protect your all-time-favorite in case of a zombie apocalypse or total world collapse, it might be worth signing up for a month or two and cherry-picking the best of the best, but I think for most people this added feature isn’t worth the extra expense.