JavFun

Sometimes you have to fight for what you want. I found that out the hard way as I sat behind an Asian delivery driver’s seat on a bus set for her grandmother’s house. I was on the bus with her for two days until she got off at her grandmother’s house to which I had to figure out a way to sneak inside as well. It was a week of using ninja/cat-like maneuvers to ensure my plan went off without a hitch. And it did! I was hiding under her grandmother’s bed for a few days listening and watching, getting to know her in her natural environment.

Then I saw her grandmother take her clothes off and get into bed one evening. The only times I have ever popped a boner is when I see and smell ladies over 60; you can make this time number four. I saw her beautiful breasts sagging below her vagina; her yellow skin radiated like an angelic nuclear wasteland. I felt my penis throbbing like it was going to pop! I waited until she was asleep and began sniffing the bra and panties she took off. I licked the sweat, rubbed it all around my face and testicles, and passed out to the calming scents of Asian sweat.

Then something woke me up! It sounded like a goblin at first until I looked at the end of the bed. It was her grandfather! He was muttering something but truthfully he looked so ancient I don’t think he knew where he was.

“I’m the ghost of your ancestor…coming to eat your soul,” I told him. It was the only thing I could think of and it made him have a heart attack. The grandmother began to violently scream and I knew it was my cue to leave. I escaped out the front door with nothing but her towel around my johnson and began to look for a place to sleep until morning. It wasn’t a waste: I got to know her better than ever before. Her grandmother was newly single though: could I have a chance?

It was a question I pondered as I watched JavFun.me. It’s a Japanese adult video (JAV) free tube site that offers a lot of uncensored Asian content. It made me stand up and salute the entire Asian race as I watched naked and alone in a park the evening the delivery driver’s grandfather slowly died of a heart attack and I think it will make you do the same. Am I full of it or am I being truthful? Only you can decide young grasshopper so come find out for yourself within!

Tons of categories

One of the first things I noticed about JavFun is just how many categories there are to choose from! These are not just your basic categories, though. JavFun offers unique categories such as, ‘anchorwoman,’ ‘femdom,’ ‘cosplay,’ ’swingers,’ and more. You know I loved the cosplay category, and although I was sweating profusely from watching the intense anime cosplayers getting it on with Asian male feminists like myself the video that stood out to me the most was the Asian dressed like Santa Clause. Something about seeing an Asian goddess dressed like a philanthropist like Santa really…made me want to get an erection. I apologize for trivializing a female’s body but I have to come clean and be honest here: I wanted to lick and smell the sweat from her buttocks.

If this comes as a shock to anyone reading I apologize and still uplifted her telepathically. Still, the natural work of art that is her body became an object of my affection for a brief moment. The fresh nature of her aura made me want to fly over there and make her mine like the Asian delivery driver that cannot seem to see, ‘me,’ for, ‘me.’ *Shakes head* Who knew love could be so complicated? *Raises hand* Not I…

Browse by studio

If you already knew which studio you wanted to look at when uplifting beautiful Asian goddesses then you’re in luck because JavFun allows you to view videos released by any given studio. You will find some of your favorites such as Tokyo Hot and Asiatengoku along with others you may have never heard of before. The quality of these videos is top-notch too with most of them being full-length videos. If you have any interest in JAVs but don’t know where to start, this is a great place to begin your search!

Just try not to salivate too much like I have. I’ve ruined three pairs of tighty whities and I’m about to have to just sit here naked. I’ve never uplifted beautiful goddesses while naked before but as my Catholic priest used to always say, “there’s a first time for everything. Come on, close your eyes and don’t move this won’t take but a minute…”

Variety of uncensored JAVs

Visitors that are coming to a site called JavFun are probably coming here for the uncensored JAV. If that’s you then you will be pleased to know that JavFun offers a huge variety of uncensored JAV videos. Standing up for women’s rights and giving the hand to fascism (nuh-uh get oughta here fascism!) by choosing to list uncensored JAV is what makes me so proud to visit JavFun regularly and keep them in my bookmarks folder.

It does not matter where you live, your race, or your social status: as a female, you should be able to show your natural work of art for the world to see! White Conservative men need to stop censoring these Asian goddesses and allow them to be on full display on any JAV website they choose! If this fight against censorship continues, I am planning to march on the nation’s capital DEMANDING the END of ASIAN FEMALE CENSORSHIP! ThePornDude will want to sign up for this – will you?

Videos load lightning fast!

It truly does not matter if JavFun has some of the best-uncensored JAV on the Web: if the videos do not load worth a toot what’s the point? I am pleased to announce that not only are the videos on JavFun fast to load, but they are also lighting fast! With most of the videos on JavFun being full-length clips one would assume that buffering issues would abound.

Not so with JavFun! I never experienced any buffering or loading issues despite entire clips loading in my browser. It helps that JavFun splits some videos up by parts so the entire film doesn’t download all at once (which could cause some buffering issues as some of these movies are a few hours long). JavFun has done smart things here and it shows by how amazing the videos look and how quickly they load!

Well laid out on mobile and desktop

Although JavFun could have just thrown a bunch of videos onto the site and assumed they would attract their audience simply by offering uncensored JAV (and they probably would have) they were not content with doing that. Instead, they have taken the time to design a pleasing site that’s easy to navigate and easy on the eyes. No matter if you are browsing JavFun on mobile or desktop you are going to notice just how simple it is to find the content you are looking for. It isn’t fancy and the wheel hasn’t been reinvented: instead, you’re getting a layout that is functional and just works. Good job JavFun!

Video titles seem roughly translated

As expected, the video titles on JavFun seem loosely translated and do not accurately describe what is in the video. Some videos just have the name of the videos’ series and episode title while others have tried to at least describe the content of the video. But when you have video titles that have language like, ‘Shooting number which was taken at the time of summer vacation,’ it doesn’t tell me anything about what I’m going to find in the video.

Some videos have descriptions but again they are loosely translated and tell nothing about what is inside the video. Take the video I mentioned a moment ago. Inside the video, the description reads, ‘Rika-chan legend that fell to the favorite food of meat Onaho out in pleasure demon torture w to Gorigori to pretend help the raw.’

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

I understand that Japanese-to-English translations can be difficult but the only thing I know about the video is that it takes place during the summer and a demon is possibly showing up. I’m not watching that video ever again because demons are real and are nothing to joke about. Despite the fact, JavFun needs to make their translations just a little more accurate. It would be helpful, and those of us that are rightfully afraid of the dark side of the supernatural wouldn’t accidentally look at videos starring demons doing filthy things to innocent Asian goddesses.