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Home Grown Freaks! At home, all I can ever spot through my binoculars as I peep through the blinds are white girls. I’ve got nothing against white girls, but variety is the spice of life, right? I need more. Mommy and daddy live in the suburbs because they think that other races are unclean, but I like black girls. I’m always too afraid to actually talk to them, but I’m too afraid to talk to every girl so I don’t think that’s a race thing. Sometimes when I go downtown I’ll spot a rare and exotic sight—a beautiful black girl. Instead of approaching them like some insane alpha male, I do what your average guy does. I take exhaustive notes on every aspect of her physical appearance, then wait until I go home to pull up some porn featuring a girl that matches her as closely as possible. I think it’s the fact that they’re the forbidden fruit that makes me watch so much black porn. I feel like I’m sticking it to mommy and daddy. I’m basically a civil rights hero. I should win a medal. They should build a statue of me and give kids the day off from school. But until that happens, I’ve got a way to keep myself busy. Ever since I discovered HomeGrownFreaks, I don’t go anywhere else for amateur black porn. The site focuses on that and nothing else, so it’s the perfect place for me to spend an evening alone when I’m feeling a nice piece of dark chocolate.

Your Ticket To The Freakshow

HomeGrownFreaks is set up like your classic tube site, with just a few twists. Right off the bat, you’ll be faced with a selection of “Videos Being Watched.” I usually like to start there because knowing that somebody else is watching the same porn I am, helps to fill a very deep and dark hole inside of my soul, but I understand that some of my readers don’t have that problem so let’s move on and pretend that I never said that. What I meant to say is that I’m perfectly fine, thank you very much, so I usually start with the most popular videos. HomeGrownFreaks is fairly unique in that the second thing on the home page is actually the newest uploads, but I wouldn’t suggest going down into that coal mine unless you’re adventurous enough to separate the trash from the treasure. A safer bet would be “Most Liked” or “Most Viewed,” both of which are very unlikely to steer you wrong. If you’re not searching for anything in particular, those two sections can probably be the beginning and end of your search. Scroll through a bit, mouse over the thumbnails to see the prize inside, and click on what you like. Rinse, repeat, and enjoy the fact that somebody else had to drive down to the hood to capture this spectacular footage. HomeGrownFreaks really nails it with the categories, though, so if you do need something a bit more specific finding it should be a breeze. They really hit the sweet spot. They’ve got enough categories to find your favorite subgenre of black porn, and not enough so that there are ten thousand incredibly specific categories but each one only has one or two videos. They’re all descriptive and they’re all well-populated, so none of them will end up being a waste of time. What brings the browsing experience to the next level is the fact that you can apply the site’s sorting tools within the category. Say you want a thick black girl—go to the thick category, obviously. But if you don’t like what you see there (the default sort is latest) change things up to see the most viewed “Thick” videos. Or if mommy just brought you snacks and you’re ready to settle in for the long haul, sort by length. You can also sort by “Most Commented” to see the videos that are the talk of the town, but be warned. Just because the guys and girls on HomeGrownFreaks are talking about a video doesn’t mean it’s an acceptable topic of conversation. I went to the dentist a few days ago and asked the hygienist what she thought about “Sister’s Friend Domed Me Up Proper,” and she was so shocked that she dropped one of her tools down my throat. Thankfully, the mobile version of the site works just as well, so I was able to find some relief once my black ER nurse finally left the room.

A Few Dark Spots

I do have a few niggles (can I say niggles?) with the site, though. First and foremost is the video quality. The videos are sexy, I don’t have any issues there, but the resolution and production on a lot of them could use some work. I know it’s all amateur stuff, but can amateurs not hold a camera straight? And can amateurs not film their sex tapes on phones bought after 1995? I’m not expecting professional quality production values here, but it would be nice for more than one in ten of the videos to be in HD. A more minor complaint that I have is that a lot of the videos are locked behind membership. Signing up is free, so it’s not a huge issue, but this started to really grind my gears when I first started to use the site. The first three videos I clicked on had a message stating that the video was private and that “only active members can watch private videos.” You might think I’m nitpicking here, but hear me out. This came up on the first three videos I watched, and this was before I knew that HomeGrownFreaks was a winner. I was this close to powering down my computer and leaving the basement out of frustration. If I had been less dedicated to porn, I might never have found out how great the site was. Thankfully, this problem disappears when you sign up, but it was still a slight annoyance. On a similar note, the site detects any ad-blocking software that you have running and will make you disable it to watch their videos. Again, this isn’t too big of a problem since HomeGrownFreaks isn’t very aggressive on the ads, but it’s something to keep in mind.

Freaks and Geeks

Here’s something that I didn’t expect that I really love about HomegrownFreaks. Many of the female freaks themselves upload their videos to the site, and while they’re there they sometimes stick around to chat. I’ve always had a thing for black girls, but there have always been obstacles. I’m too scared to go to the parts of town where they hang out, plus mom and dad said they would disown me if I ever dated a black guy. I’m not sure why they said guy instead of girl since I’m completely one hundred percent great, but they got their point across. It’s sort of like a Romeo and Juliet situation, except I’ve never actually met my Juliet. But hypothetically, we would be star-crossed lovers whose romantic liaisons are forbidden by both of our houses. It’s really, really romantic. I’m trying to find my forever girl on HomeGrownFreaks’ “Community Page.” I’ve been able to get a few of the cute girls to talk to me, but it’s been difficult. Half of them say I’m disgusting and tell me other very mean things using words that mommy would not like me to use, but I’m getting along with the other half. A lot of these girls are struggling financially, so sometimes I help them out. It’s just a few hundred dollars here and there to four or five girls, but it’s worth it. And plus, it’s good to help the less fortunate. I’m like Mother Theresa and Gandhi put together, and all I ask in return is nudes. One of them actually lives close by so I’m going to go visit her soon. She said she’s in an apartment building off Martin Luther King Boulevard, and she asked me to come by tonight. After dark. Alone. How romantic!