Fap Vid! I have been in the mood to masturbate lately. I know, I know! It is something a male feminist should never admit, but raises hand I am admitting it! I have a problem that you are probably aware of, and it is that my tiny little ghost penis rarely works. I can count on my hands how many times I have had an erection and on a few fingers how many times I have had an orgasm. I am not even entirely sure if I have had an orgasm before; I think I know what it feels like but I really don’t know.I read on a health forum that a lot of men are having success rubbing a powdery white substance on their penises. The result is supposed to allow them to have an erection anytime they see someone of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, this could get in the way of uplifting beautiful females because I am afraid I would turn into a giant Chad and will only think about having sex with them instead of giving them the confidence they need to be female and go forth with the day!It would be nice to know what it feels like to have erections like a normal adult male though so I decided to throw caution to the wind and pour this substance all over my weenie. The directions said to pour only a tiny drop from the bottle, but because my dingus is so small I poured the entire bottle. Oh, what a mistake that was friends! My penis became swollen, my testicles turned dark black and began to pulsate like an alien brain, and even my butthole began to get bumps and even bruising on it.I don’t know what to do! I am too afraid to tell mother and if I go to the doctor I know that the town doc will only spread those same rumors to the townsfolk again! This could be the end, friends. Death may be knocking at my door! My penis won’t stop hurting! My testicles are dripping some sort of gray goo that cannot be natural. Come friend, won’t you join me in uplifting beautiful females at Fapvid.com if it truly is the end?
Lots of good translation options
It would be such a shame to not be able to view a porn aggregator just because you didn’t speak the language. The only thing that would be just as disappointing is if you discovered an uncensored JAV porn aggregator that was only displayed in the ancient tongue of the wood elf. Translating would be impossible, and you would never be able to find all of those uncensored videos of ladies dressing up as meteorologists and showing so much confidence that they service the entire newsroom.Luckily, this is not an issue over at Fapvid. There are a variety of languages to choose from, so you probably won’t have to fret about finding a language that you can understand. Simply select the language near the top of the homepage (you can’t miss it), choose the language you understand, and everything will be translated henceforth. No fuss, no problems, just good on-the-fly translation options.
Good sorting options abide
Fapvid makes it easy to sort videos directly from the homepage. You don’t always know the type of video you want to watch, so this is a great to check out a variety of videos before you settle on what you feel like watching. Fapvid gives you the opportunity to sort videos by new, longest, and of course the most popular videos. These key three sorting options help you to find something worth watching, but the good sorting options don’t stop there.Fapvid also allows you to choose only HD videos. When you select this option, you will be redirected to a new site: Fapvidhd.com. This could turn off some people, especially those that want this sorting option to behave like the other three. For others, it’s nice to have a special URL for only HD videos if uplifting females in 720/1080p resolution is that important to you. I personally did not find it a big deal and I’m sure a porn aficionado like ThePornDude would not mind either but your mileage may vary.
Decent amount of categories for a porn aggregator
Although Fapvid doesn’t utilize as many categories as other porn aggregators (more on that in a moment) it still has a huge array of categories to choose from that you’re going to have trouble deciding on what to watch. It’s not a huge gripe and the only reason I have it is because there are other aggregators with hundreds of categories to choose from; even some theme aggregators have more. Certainly, there are more categories to choose from than most free tube sites, but Fapvid is missing some categories that just don’t make a lot of sense.Hentai is one of them. And then there are categories like armpit. Who is choosing the categories here? Hentai is one of the most popular forms of adult content on the Web, yet it’s nowhere to be found on Fapvid yet a category just for armpits are? Please explain to me how this makes any sense!
Thumbnails are just okay
It isn’t that there are thumbnails on Fapvid that look poor. I will give them credit where it’s due: the thumbnails on Fapvid do look good and are easy to look at. There are no blurry thumbnails, poor quality images, they look fine and well.The problem is that the category thumbnails do not accurately reflect the nature of most categories in question. Good category thumbnails show you exactly what a category is all about from the image itself: if you couldn’t read, you would be able to simply look at the thumbnail and be able to tell what is in the category. At Fapvid that isn’t the case. I began playing a game to see which if I could match the thumbnail to the category, and it was amusing how far off I was. Maybe that’s because I really am a soul-sucking idiot like my Catholic priest used to call me, but I just think that Fapvid needs to update their category thumbnails. It isn’t a huge deal and thanks to the translation options you’re not going to be unable to find the right categories as long as you can read, but it would make the category thumbnails a little easier on the eyes.
Video listings provide good information
Fortunately, the thumbnails for each video is usually accurate and attractive to look at. Further, below the thumbnails, you will find good information for each video listing. You can see the title, year added, source, and clickable tags related to the video. This last part is handy and if you use other porn aggregators you will probably recognize the convenience of this feature. In each listing, if you spot a tag that looks interesting simply click on it and you will be shown videos that match that tag. It’s a good way to find unique videos that don’t fall under certain categories, giving you the opportunity to branch out even further.
Takes no time to transition from Fapvid to the source site
Fapvid doesn’t actually host any videos on their site: a practice you will find on other porn aggregators. This is why the source site in each listing is important. It shows you where you will be redirected once you click a video, allowing you to make up your mind whether or not you want to go to that site. Every source site I saw was on the up-and-up so you should be fine.Once clicking on a video, the amount of time it takes to transition to that site is almost instantaneous. There are no slowdowns, no issues to speak of, it’s as if Fapvid actually hosts the video in question. If a site isn’t going to host their own videos (and a porn aggregator almost never will) you cannot ask for a better outcome!
Lots of good videos on the site
Although Fapvid may need to update their categories section, at the end of the day Fapvid is just a good, solid porn aggregator that does most things right. The few things that need to be improved are nitpicky at best, and Fapvid achieves what is most important: a site with a lot of good videos with new ones being added all the time. Visit and take a look at what it has in store for you, and uplift the beautiful goddesses that you see. One thing is sure: you will not be able to uplift them all!