Elegant Anal

ElegantAnal! We all have our favorite sex positions and sex acts. Some people swear by doggy style, and there is no way in heck that they are budging on that one. People that love doggy style really love doggy style I have noticed. And I can’t say that I blame them. Especially if the chick has a particularly nice or round bum, the view can be magnificent (at least that is what I have learned from watching a lot of POV porn).

Some people, on the other hand, like to go classic and prefer to stick to missionary. And that seems like a really nice one, too. It definitely has its benefits. It’s effective, timeless, and, again, the view is just to die for. In my opinion, missionary is the way to go, at least if we are talking about the visual benefits. It allows you to see the most.

You get to see her face as she moans from your thrusting. You get to see her boobies jiggle (or remain perfectly perkily still if she’s on the flat-chested side of the spectrum … either way, it’s great to see). You get to see her curves beautifully on display the way her legs are spread wide. And, finally, you get to see her tight little vag as your member goes in and out of her. It’s the stuff porn dreams are made of, really, especially in POV.

Then, of course, there is cowgirl. Another classic. Although I have never had sex, I have a feeling this one would probably be my favorite. Not only do you get all of the visual benefits of missionary, but you basically get to lie back and do nothing while your lady friend grinds and bounces up and down on your hard wiener. It’s simple physics, too, it seems … with all of her weight on top of you, I bet cowgirl is the best way to get as deep inside of her as physically possible. If I ever am lucky enough to lose my V card one day, cowgirl is the position that I am most excited to try!

No Painal, no Gainal

Then, there are guys who swear by anal sex. That seems so advanced that it’s hard for me to imagine it, having never even been inside of a vagina. My sex doll, Dolly, also did not come with a butthole. So, it is even harder for me to imagine how this must feel. But based on what I have read on forums and message boards, the anus is basically like an even better vagina (on account of it being so darned tight, that is).

I have also read, though, that you have to be sure to come prepared with plenty of lube because, at least for guys with average to large penises (I wouldn’t know what that is like), it is not an easy fit … but well worth the effort. The problem here, though, is finding a freaky enough girl to be into it. Apparently it can hurt pretty badly, and not everyone is into that. Heck, I don’t blame them. I wouldn’t ever want anything in my butt!

Women liking anal makes even less sense, anatomically, when you consider the fact that women do not have prostates, which I have heard is the male equivalent to the G spot. I’m severely butt shy, though, and thus have never tried putting anything up there … not even a meandering finger! One friend that I made on one of my favorite porn message boards, however, has described this as milking the prostate, because it apparently makes him jizz harder and in much larger loads.

He claims that a normal orgasm for a man is really just scratching the surface of what is in the chamber, that there is like two or three times the semen that doesn’t get released unless you, to use his charming turn of phrase, ‘milk the prostate.’ Personally, I am pretty happy with my usual orgasm, thank you very much, but more power to him, I guess.

One thing about anal, though, is that you can do it in any of your favorite positions, technically. Although something tells me it is probably easiest in doggy style, you know, with the butthole already opened up a little bit and presented on a silver platter. Also, I just want to clarify, I’m not saying that I wouldn’t do anal if given the opportunity … I mean, I would put my dong in any hole that would have it at this point. I’m just saying, I can’t imagine it would feel great for the girl on the receiving end of some hard anal probing.

Anal Can be Elegant?

But that does not appear to be the case whatsoever with the girls on the site Elegant Anal. I first discovered this site while doing my morning reading of my favorite author, The Porn Dude. He wrote an excellent review of Elegant Anal, and I am positive that mine will pail in comparison. But, hey, why not give it a whack anyway, right? Coincidentally, ‘why not give it a whack’ is also my personal motto, because I give it a whack every day!

Elegant Anal is a part of the site, Babes, which is known for casting only the most beautiful models for their cinematic XXX action. A lot of the scenes that Babes puts out are filmed very artistically. To the point where, at a glance, you might mistake it for art porn or some really high brow erotica. But make no mistake about it, Babes (particularly Elegant Anal) is hard freaking core. The only major difference is that it looks a lot better than much of the hardcore porn out there today. So, this site is already getting bonus points (or boner’s points, if you talk to my schlong! … which, I must admit, I do sometimes…).

The videos on Elegant Anal are very meticulously produced. In addition to just being of extremely high production and film quality, they also focus more on story and scenario than a lot of other premium pay porn sites out there. Especially the ones that focus solely on anal. It is not every day that you cum across an anal porn site that gives a darn about plot or situation. More often than not, it’s just here’s this insanely hot chick … now watch her get drilled in the butt. Case closed. That’s that.

Super High-Quality Sodomy

Elegant Anal, on the other hand, is not satisfied with the pump and dump model of anal porn production. If non-anal porn sites can provide top-notch, primo porn, why shouldn’t that be the case with anal porn as well? And they have been wildly successful at carving out their niche by giving anal hungry guys just that. In addition to plenty of one-off stories, Elegant Anal also has a few series that they return to and expand upon from time to time, released in installments. So, there is more than enough here to keep you cumming back, again and again.

Which leads us to the subject of quantity and frequency of new uploads. This is where a lot of premium paysites start to lose points in my book. Call me crazy, but I tend to believe that if I’m paying money monthly for a porn site, I should have access to a lot of it, with new content all the time. I need a porn site that can keep up with my sexual appetites. Which is rare, because I am probably the biggest porn addict in the world.

So, how many scenes are available on Elegant Anal? Well, I was a little disappointed to see that, currently, there are only 104. And it looks like they only upload new scenes about once a month (sometimes they will skip a month and then make up for it by giving you two the following one). This is, therefore, definitely not the most vigorously updated porn site out there. But what Elegant Anal lacks in terms of quantity is more than compensated for when you take into account the amount of content you will have access to with a membership to the entirety of Babes.

A Babes membership not only gives you unfettered access to all of Elegant Angel’s 104 videos (with more, surely, on the way), but it also provides unlimited access to all the Babe’s subsites, including Babes Unleashed, Black is Better, Office Obsession, and Step Mom Lessons … all of which provide that classic Babes quality and aesthetic. And, of course, it’s not as if there aren’t any anal-heavy scenes on the other sites. At the end of the day, I’d say a membership to Babes is a win.

Elegant Anal is making porn that nobody else in the industry is making. It is unique and awesome, and I highly recommend it to all of you anal probers out there!