Brazzers

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Brazzers Network! If you are anything like me, well, then there’s a good chance that you are terrible at making decisions. I am not an assertive person, by any means. I tend to like to have things decided for me. Which is one of the many benefits to still living at home. I don’t have to go shopping, which means I don’t have to decide on what I want out of an entire grocery store full of food. I don’t have to make dinner, which means that, of the food I already went through the struggle to pick out at the store, I don’t have to choose what to make on a daily basis, what I’m in the mood for. And I don’t drive, which is great because driving is nothing but decision-making. And high stakes decision-making at that! No, thank you. No, sirree Bob, it’s not for me! In fact, whenever a situation arises in which I do have to inevitably make a decision, my anxiety goes through the roof. My blood starts surging to my heart, causing my heart to pound like it’s going to bust out of my chest. Then I start sweating, profusely. Then comes the shakes. I lose control of my hands, like I suffer from Parkinson’s. And it feels like a one hundred pound medicine ball is sitting right on top of my chest. Nope. I can’t do it. Honestly, I’m getting a little shaky and anxious just thinking about it. And, as you are all well aware of by now, I’m sure, being equally as addicted to porn as I am, there are tons and tons of porn sites out there to choose from. Which can just be oh so overwhelming sometimes. Plus, as soon as you think you have started to get a handle on the sites that are out there, new ones crop up every single day! It’s madness! Luckily, I don’t have to decide on just one. I just sign up for all of them. I could not make the decision on which one to choose if I had to. It would break me (not quite in the same way that the girls on the site Please Don’t Break Me get broken … but close!). Nope, I could not do it. But one thing that I can do for you, especially if you are like me when it comes to making decisions, a nervous wreck, is trying to help you good people out in finding the best porn out there, since I look at all of it anyway. I’m always happy to help! And I’m especially happy to help a fellow fap addict. It’s nothing, don’t even mention it!

Why to Consider Brazzers

So, as you already know, porn is not cheap. Well, at least not the good stuff. Well, at least not if you want to be able to have easy access to full-length versions of the good stuff. Sure, I guess you could make the argument that it’s just as good logging onto Porn Hub and getting your wanks in within the 10-minute sample videos that they give you. Especially if, like me, you’re a quick nut buster. But hear me out. I think you will see that there are numerous benefits to actually finding a really great site and paying money for it. For one, even if you are a quick nutter, the videos are all at least 25-minutes long. Some are over 40. So, break that into 5-minute fap seshes and, voila, you just turned one porn video into 5! Or, in the case of the longer movies, nearly 10 (if you’re frugal with your faps). So, already that’s looking better. See, there are some benefits to being a minute man. You get to squeeze so much more pleasure out of everything! Another thing about choosing a premium pay porn site is the fact that Porn Hub does not have samples of every professional video out there. Only a select few. So, not only do you get access to the entire, uncensored scenes of the best porn sites on the web, you also get access to a buttload of scenes that you would otherwise never see! And if you choose a site known for its quality, well, it’s a win-win, really.

The Quintessential Porn Site

The site we’ll evaluate today is none other than Brazzers. Now, if you call yourself a serious fapper, I know for a fact that you’ve heard of Brazzers before. If not, you’re not fapping right. Because they are one of the most popular porn studios in the adult entertainment business today. And they have been for quite some time now. Founded in 2005, Brazzers has propped themselves up as the big name of the porn industry. It really doesn’t get much bigger than Brazzers, that’s just a fact. Of all the sites on the internet, porn and non-porn alike, Brazzers ranks in at 936th in traffic. Let that sink in for just a minute. Consider for a moment the impossibly large number that is the total amount of websites on the internet. Now think about the fact that a subscription-based porn site is well within the top 1,000 most visited sites, period. Pretty impressive, don’t ya think? So, how did Brazzers get there? Well, for one thing, they make nothing but quality porn. They are sort of the industry leaders when it comes to HD high-quality top-tier porno. Secondly, they produce content that I think could only be accurately referred to as timeless. They create a classic porn product, largely turning away from the trends of today’s porn age. In other words, they make a brand of hardcore porn that features beautiful women in a very traditional sense. Big tits, pretty face, often white, usually have had a good deal of work done. That is exactly their aesthetic: chicks that would fit right into porn regardless of the decade. Then again, it’s kind of hard to sum Brazzers up by saying that their porn is one specific way all of the time. This is because Brazzers is a collective of more than just one site. In fact, a Brazzers subscription will grant you access to 30+ sites, easily making it one of the better values on the market. So, therefore, even though Brazzers tends to put out more traditional hardcore XXX vids, there is a most likely a little something for everyone. Unless, of course, you’re super into hentai like I am … in which case, Brazzers has completely forgotten about us! Ah, it wouldn’t be the first time someone has forgotten about me. And it won’t be the last, I bet.

Plenty to Explore…

The site itself pretty much offers exactly what you would expect from a site of this magnitude, in terms of design at least. At the top of the page, you’ll find a large banner with a slideshow advertising new and upcoming scenes that you might be interested in looking further into. Below that, you’ll find a section dedicated to Latest Scenes, then Most Popular This week, and Upcoming Scenes (in case you want to get excited about something … watch a trailer and have something to look forward to for a change!). Keep scrolling and you’ll find a portion of the site dedicated to Brazzers cam site, where thumbnails of some of the site’s more popular cam girls can be accessed (unfortunately, though, you’ll need a separate account for that, and no credits are included with most memberships). Below that, Recently Active Porn Stars. And, finally, all the way at the bottom of the page, Trusted Partners. Which is just a fancy way of saying “ads.” That is one thing I really do not appreciate at all about Brazzers. Not one bit. The fact that I’m already paying for content, they are one of (if not the) most popular premium pay porn site on the web, and they have the audacity to sell ad space? That’s just greedy. But at least they do have the decency to put them all the way at the bottom of the page and not necessarily interrupt the experience. Which, for me, is basically a holy one, looking at porn. Too bad it’s not a holey one. One day, I haven’t given up hope, I will finally lose my V card … One day. At the top of the page, at all times, is a convenient site menu bar, allowing you to navigate the site by Explore (dropdown: Latest Scenes, Upcoming Scenes, Sites, Categories, Live Shows, Bonus Videos), Porn Stars, ZZ Series (Brazzers’ own original pornographic series that you can choose from), Live Cams, Promos, and Fuck Date (a separate [and, quite frankly, pretty spammy if you ask me] hookup site). So, by the looks of it, I do not think you’ll ever be bored on Brazzers. Loads and loads of videos to choose from, high-quality videos at that, and plenty of fun things to mess around with and check out on this site. It all adds up, of course, to loads and loads of jizz. Brazzers (often misspelled as "brazers", "brazzars", "berazzers", "brazzera", "brezzers" and "brazzerz") is a success.