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Booty Tape! I don’t have much of a life. That is no secret. Especially if you have been reading my reviews for a while now. You should know that I have no qualms with telling it like it is. It might not be much of a life by my mom’s standards, but, hey, I am beyond happy. And, in fact, I think that most guys would envy my lifestyle. Given the fact that I get paid to sit at home all day and watch porn (and plenty of fapping ensues, of course!), I don’t think that most sane heterosexual men would have any complaints if they could have my job. How did I get here? Well, I can be honest with you guys. Honestly, I copied exactly what my hero and inspiration, The Porn Dude did. I saw how he was somehow getting paid to watch porn all day by writing reviews of porn sites for fellow fappers such as yourselves, and I emulated his style and I borrowed his idea. And, voila, it worked! Obviously, I am nowhere near as cool as he is. I am a 38-year-old virgin, whereas he gets laid almost every day. I make love to my body pillow at night in my mom’s basement, whereas he has a penthouse and bangs models in it. But we both, at the very least, share a love of porn. And I am so glad that I found him! Given the nature of my occupation, as you might have guessed, I get to watch a lot of porn. And when I say, “a lot,” I mean, like, I see more in one month than most guys probably get to watch in an entire lifetime. It’s beautiful. But one thing that still, to this day, I cannot figure out is what the best mode of watching porn is. There are so many options … some of them cost money, some of them are free. Each has its own relative pros and cons, of course. Streaming your smut off of free porn tubes, for example, is a great way to get a quick fap to some of the best porn being made today (as well as a slew of high-quality homemade action), but it is not perfect! More often than not, whether you are on Porn Hub, xHamster, or Red Tube, you are going to have to deal with short runtimes, quick clips of much longer videos, and, sometimes, less than desirable video qualities. Signing up for a premium pay porn site, on the other hand, gets rid of all of those issues. Every single video is crystal clear HD or 4K quality, scenes are usually at least half an hour in length, and all of the girls are top-notch, next-level hot. However, you get what you pay for. So, in many cases, you are going to have to shell out more money than you might be comfortable with in order to enjoy this primo content whenever you so desire. Plus, you only have access to a single site, so, variety is kind of out of the question (most porn sites have a single niche or kink that they tend to cater to). Then, there is torrenting. Which I return to every now and then, most frequently if I am looking for something very specific. But torrenting is also a good way to go in the other direction … if you have absolutely no idea what you’re looking for, a XXX torrenting site can be a great resource to browse and discover new studios and models. But, then again, videos can sometimes be difficult to download or take a very long time to access. But, at the end of the day, for the price (free dollars), you really can’t go wrong!

Suck My Seed Like a Leech

Then, once you’ve decided to torrent your porn, you’re faced with an even more difficult decision … what porn torrent site should you use? There are plenty to choose from, and each one has elements to it that will factor into your decision-making process. The Pirate Bay, for example, is my go-to when it comes to downloading music or normal, non-porn content. But that site is not exactly designed the best for finding porn because it is not easy to access previews or screenshots of the video in question. So, for XXX, a specifically porn-oriented torrent site will probably be your best bet. One such site, the one we will be looking at today, is called Booty Tape, presumably because they have a lot of ‘tapes,’ to borrow the term from the days of VHS, that contain, well, you guessed it, booty! That sounds promising, if you ask me. How many tapes exactly is a lot, though? Well, according to their site, they currently have over 22,000 seeded torrents available. Holy faptastic, Batman! That is a heck of a lot of porn. Even I couldn’t fap my way through all of those videos. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I definitely could. But it would take me years! And by the time I finished, I bet that number would be doubled, causing me to have to start all over again. And then that would just become my life. Still not a bad life, if you ask me! Now that we know Booty Tape has definitely got the quantity issue under control (that is a big problem for a lot of torrent sites, the number of dirty vids they have available at any one given time), let’s see how the site is designed, and if they have made it convenient for dirty fap addicts like you and me.

Sloppy is Good for Porn, Not for Site Design

From the moment I landed on the Booty Tape home page, I was a little confused, I have to be honest. The site design is cluttered and, frankly, it just doesn’t look all that great. There is nothing sleek or streamlined about it. It was just a lot of text all over the place, of varying sizes and fonts, and it took me a minute to figure out how to use it. Plus, there was a really awkward banner at the top of the page. The whole thing seems unprofessional and way more disorienting than it should be. Then, I was surprised to see, in order to access the torrents on the site, you have to register. So, that was also a little annoying, seeing as most torrent sites (at least the ones that you don’t have to be invited by an existing member in order to use) do not require you to jump through any hoops. But, heck, what’s a one-time sign up for instant access to 22,000 videos, right? So, I do it, and am brought to an equally cluttered and strange looking home page, where you can access a how-to instruction manual on torrenting (actually kind of useful for novices), as well as a few explanations of how the Booty Tape community works (they have some kind of a points system apparently, and you have to be active to a certain degree in order to access all of their content). Although this may seem elitist, unnecessary, and annoying, I actually do get the reasons behind it. One of the major problems that many torrent sites suffer from is a lack of activity and user engagement. That results in low seed numbers. Which results in slow or impossible downloads of the files that you want. So, it makes a lot of sense that a torrent site would put certain measures into place to guarantee that the site runs as it should, and, ultimately, it adds to the overall quality of the site.

Active Community, but Not for Beginners

The site, however, does not get any easier to navigate the deeper you get into it. There is a site menu bar, sure, and that helps a little bit. But when you click on the options, you are thrown into the deep end. You can choose, on the site menu bar, between Home, Torrents, Top Weekly Tors, Free Leach, Edit Profile, Help Forum, Contact, Ratio Fixers, Requests, Bookmarks, Upload, Close New Posts, and Rules. So, plenty to choose from. But I just wish they didn’t throw every single thing together into one spot and call it a day. To further illustrate what I mean, clicking on “Torrents” will bring you to an enormously long page. At the top, you’ll find all of the same introductory information that is on the home page. Underneath that, a search bar, then a list of popular tags. Below that, boom, the torrents just randomly start being listed. And they are not very clearly marked as what is what. There is no spreadsheet or gird style setup to make it easy to see which torrent is which. This makes it a lot more difficult than it needs to be to find the torrent you are interested in. On a positive note, though, each file comes with a preview image and whether or not the uploader is trusted … so, that is helpful at least. All in all, Booty Tape is for serious porn torrenters that do not mind having to rummage through a cluttered site design. The trade off, of course, is that you get a great community that is active and dedicated to making porn available and quick to access. So, with all that in mind, I think you should check out Booty Tape for yourself. Happy seeding … and happy seed dropping!