AdultWork

Adult Work! Anyone who knows me knows that I am quite possibly the most insatiable little horn dog on the face of the planet. I just cannot get enough. No matter how many times I jizz each day … it’s just never good enough. If I could, I would just hook myself up to a machine that milked me for my spunk 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That would be a truly happy existence for me. Nothing short of bliss.I don’t know exactly why I am so rabidly horny all the time. I have just always been this way. Ever since I was a kid, actually, ever since I first discovered that if I touched my wiener in a certain way it felt really good. I would say that I started masturbating, technically speaking, when I was, oh, I don’t know, 4 or maybe 5? I say “technically” only because I had no idea what I was doing at the time. I used to just rub it against my leg while watching music videos on MTV. Looking back, it makes a lot of sense that I would be doomed to turn into the insatiable porn addict that I am today. That’s basically jacking off to porn before I knew what jacking off or porn really was.Today, though, now that I have figured exactly how everything works down there, I probably jack off to porn, on average, I’d say, like, 7 to 10 times a day. Well, actually, not every time that I have an orgasm is from jacking off to porn. I have a few special ladies in my life that I turn to at least once or twice a day. It’s important to mix it up. Those special ladies in my life are, of course, my body pillow/girlfriend, Suki and my mistress, Dolly, my red-headed sex doll.Suki does not know of my frequent trysts with Dolly. And I’d like to keep it that way. So, please, whatever you do, don’t go blabbering around town about it. Gosh, she would be so heartbroken. Suki and I have been in a long term committed relationship for 15 years now. Since I was a young man, I’ve been humping her to sleep every night. I have had to have her cotton changed countless times from busting nuts into the slit that I cut into her, you know, where a woman’s vagina would be.Dolly, on the other hand, is such a little temptress. I just cannot stay away from her. The sex is, frankly, so, so much better than it ever was with Suki. It is hot, passionate, and hard freaking core, man. I could screw Dolly for hours and hours. Although it does sometimes freak me out how she just stares up at me with that blank expression all the time. Sometimes it freaks me out so much that I have to put a bag over her head. I just can’t take it all the time. But the sex is so good, I don’t mind at all that she’s a bit of a butter face.I wonder if I’ll ever actually have sex with a living, breathing woman. I crave a woman’s touch so intensely that it hurts sometimes. Ever since I discovered the porn site reviews of my hero, The Porn Dude, I have been trying to be more like him, in hopes that it will eventually give me the confidence to start talking to girls and get the ball rolling, so to speak. It hasn’t happened yet, but I think that I’m getting there. By imitating his cool and collected charm (at least in the way that I strive to write in his voice as often as possible with my own reviews), I think that I will be able to sort of fake it ‘til I make it. Or, more accurately, fake it ‘til I mate it … am I right??

Escorts, Phone Sex, Cam Girls, and More!

I have definitely considered ordering an escort. Actually, to be completely honest with you … I think about it at least once a day. I’ve participated in every other kind of sex work before … at least the ones that don’t require face to face interactions, on account of my crippling social anxiety … I have paid for phone sex, I watch cam girls touch themselves for me in private shows all the time, and I have even paid for custom porn videos from some of my favorite amateur models on Porn Hub. This is all fun and everything, but it will never add up to the real thing. Maybe one day, I’ll gain the confidence like The Porn Dude has to actually order myself a sexy escort to take my V card away for good.Until then, though, I can tell you all about the best escort ad and sex worker sites on the web. I know them very well, as I browse them often, looking for girls that I might contact once I finally feel up to it. The escort ad site, however, that we’ll be looking at today is … drum roll, please … Adult Work.To call Adult Work strictly an escort ad site, though, would be disingenuous. It is so much more than that. Sure, there are plenty of escort ads for you to browse on this site, no doubt, but there are ads for just about every kind of sex work on this site as well. You can also contact phone sex workers, for instance, if you are into the more intimate, voice to voice kind of interactions. I love hearing a girl breathing heavily and moaning into my ear on the phone. Sometimes that actually feels more real than watching her ride a dildo on webcam. It’s so sensual.You can also rent or buy girls’ movies and pics. That’s right, a whole slew of girls that you would be hard-pressed to find anywhere else on the web. Sexy amateurs, making movies and snapping dirty pics just for you. Yes, please … Sign me up! The rates tend to be pretty fair, if you ask me, but, then again, it all depends on the girl and what prices she feels her content is worth. So, definitely do some browsing around before you purchase!In addition to all of that, Adult Work functions as a sort of social network. There are groups that you can join based on your interests, fetishes, and/or kinks. And you can search groups (and, of course, any of the services offered on Adult Work) by state, county, and city. Heck, who knows, if you play your cards right, maybe you could even turn one of these online or phone relationships into the real deal. It’s always a possibility when it comes to sites where you are searching users by location, so don’t give up hope, buddy!There are also girls who offer sexting services, where you just text back and forth via SMS, classifieds ads of girls looking to do pornos, give you erotic massages, do nude modeling, anything related to, well, Adult Work, you can find it here. One thing that I have always had a dream of doing was to save up a good chunk of money, find a few really sexy models who want to do porn and, finally, make my own porno.Heck, if I paid them enough, I am sure that I could star in it as well (although, it would have to be a pretty penny to get them to agree to screw my ugly, small penis self … but, worth it!). Actually, I’ll probably need to have sex off camera first before I can even begin thinking about something like that. But the point is, with Adult Work, I could possibly make that dream cum true!

Hello?? Is Anybody Home?

Well, in theory at least. It looks like Adult Work is a bit of a ghost town. There are plenty of cam girls who use it to advertise their shows and whatnot (Adult Work also seems to have its own XXX cam site). But as far as the other services and additional classifieds go, it doesn’t appear to be a very active community, unfortunately. That is my one big criticism of this site, actually, not enough work on Adult Work to be found. I have been to this site a few years ago and there were at least a few girls looking for on-camera work. Today, however, there are 0. That is a real bummer.But that being said, Adult Work has so much potential. And if you are looking for some fun with an escort, this is a great place to go. Escort profiles are comprehensive, including all of the information you need and usually enough pics to help you make your decision. So, as far as an escort ad site is concerned, although it’s a little less convenient to browse than other escort ad sites, Adult Work (often misspelled as "aduktwork", "adultwork.co.uk" and "adult works") will definitely hook you up! Enjoy and be safe out there fellow fap addicts!