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Adult DVD Talk Forum! I was prepping a D&D campaign while hoping that the guys in my group actually show up for once and I noticed an email that a "fan" sent me. I put the word fan in quotes because he's an older guy who says he likes my stuff but keeps sending me dick pics since he's into "skinny, awkward, geeky guys." (Side note: To the ladies out there I'm not that thin, and while I can be awkward as fuck, I am the smart kind of geek. And my cock is almost average size and has a good sideways curve to it. If interested, send me a message – tit pics are appreciated.) Anyway, this creeper did send me a request to do a review of a rather interesting site which I’ve recently fallen in love with – and it’s not just because of the way the site is designed or coded. Adult DVD Talk is a massive repository of smut entertainment which has nearly everything you would want to see in a site of its type. Wanna know why – keep on looking.

The Number Of Mammary Movies Really Moved ME

And by moved me I mean it I unconsciously moved one of my hand into my pants and didn't let go of my willy while looking over the site. As you might guess, this website is dedicated to promoting, reviewing, and discussing porno flicks, but the number of pages is incredible. New Releases – The first thing you have to look at are the New Releases which, of course, keep you up to date with all of the new smut DVDs, BluRays, and digital releases. Now you guys know that I am the biggest connoisseur of porn. Well, maybe not as much as the object of my bromance, ThePornDude, but I have seen a good deal of smut. Anyway, I generally keep up with the industry, but holly fuck there are a lot of lovely new porn movies released every single week. According to the New Releases section of ADT, there are at least a half dozen if not one or two new complete movies which have been released every single day. Don't buy what I'm saying? Check this section out, and you'll see what I mean. If you click on the thumbnail previews, you will see the director and the main cast. Tap the link to the DVD description you'll see the same information along with places you can buy the DVD and compare prices. Plus, ADT will link you to coupons which you can apply to certain websites. On top of that, Adult DVD Talk will link you to sites wherein you can rent a movie rather than buy it. New Previews – Of course, the main purpose of Adult DVD Talk is to promote professional porn studios and their new fap flicks. So, to get the good stuff you are going to have to put up some pennies in order to pleasure your penis to those movies. However, to give you the type of tease – the kind of which I typically get from girls when trolling the bars on a Saturday night – ADT has an impressive amount of trailers. In fact, there are dozens of fresh previews, and that's just on the *New* Preview page. There are even more scattered around the rest of the site. The thing which sucks is that, since these are trailers, the length of each is only about three and a half minutes. On the other hand, if you're a quick cummer like me, getting access to the middle of a hot hump scene is great! After all, there is no reason to wait around for the plot build-up – I want to see content to make my balls build up. Moving on, given the number of short previews essentially makes Adult DVD Talk an unofficial tube site. Fresh Reviews & All Movie Reviews – Now I would only recommend that you check out my reviews of porn – that or the God of Fap ThePornDude – but the writers at ADT aren’t bad either. I’m not sure why they don’t include reviews on the sales pages of the movies, but the reviews tend to be pretty thorough. They (usually) sum up all of the major scenes, who is in them, what naughty nudity they do, and a general summary of the movie. If you want to check out the whole archive, click on the All Movie Reviews. With over 38,000 posts you’ll know almost about as much about internet porn as a shut-in like me. To make navigating this part fo the site simple, to the right side of the screen there are category, studio, and director filters, all of which are conveniently listed alphabetically. Write A Review – One of the neat things about this promotional site is that they allow the users to write reviews of the movies. That means that you don’t have to worry about a marketer overselling what you are going to see. In fact, Adult DVD Talk’s only requirement to post a review is that you not be a member of the adult entertainment industry. Instead, you’re only going to see “real” reviews from real people like you who are giving you their honest, post-nut opinion. If you want to post your own synopsis and review, all you need to do is follow their template requirements when writing, and include your chosen name, email address, the movie title, and studio. On top of that, you have the option to rate the female and male actors, the audio/video quality, plot and sex performance, and the movie overall. Top-Rated & Top 50 – What would an adult entertainment DVD site be without discussing and ranking the best boob movies out there? Well, ADT has not one but two pages devoted to exactly that. Well, sort of. The Top-Rated section just links you to every review ever written. However, the Top 50 Movie section lists the most search and best-reviewed movies ever to grace the pages of Adult DVD Talk. And as someone who has seen terabytes of porn, their selection is truly penis popping. Impressed by that? Then check out the Must Have Movies section, too. Come to think of it, would you guys want a top 50 list of my favorite fap flicks? Email me to let me know. XXX Trailers – I mentioned already that there are more movies on the site. To get access to even more check out this section to be treated to a bevy of beautiful videos all in high-quality. And on this section, you can see them organized by studio, some of which include Elegant Angel, Team Skeet, and BLACKED. Porn Studios – Honestly, I’m not sure why they made this part of the site since the studios are promoted on literally every page, but this section lists all of the big and small movers and shakers in the boob and ass industry. Coming Soon – Excited to see what's coming up next in the industry which will make you double over cumming? Then this is the part of ADT you need to see. At the top of the page, you're going to get access to a tremendous number of cover thumbnails, the studio releasing them, and a few more bits of information to tickle your bits. It’s kind of the perfect tease. Speaking of teasing, if any girls out there like to tease-torture naughty boys like me, I think I could get into that if you want to give me a shot. Seriously, I’m tired of shooting it into a tissue.

This Website Takes The Porn World To The Next Level

Not only does this site promote porn sites but also the performers themselves. Adult DVD Talk has an entire section exclusively for interviews of porn starlets who are up and cumming in the industry. It seems like most of them are conducted by some bastard named Captain Jack who is lucky enough to talk to these gorgeous girls, but he does ask the right questions, I guess. Moving on, he really does tease out some interesting answers out of the performers without being bullish or mean. For example, did you know that because of her small, tight pussy Anastasia Rose prefers to take a cock (or cocks) in her ass? Besides interviews, part of ADT’s promotion of porn stars includes listing a small but still a wank worthy number of image and clip galleries of dozens of starlets in the Galleries section. Besides that, there is a directory of porn stars (including males, if you’re into that) as well as a ranking of top porn performers – all under the Pornstars tab.

Talk With Other Members About Your Pervy Fantasies

Like talking to other people? Then check out the links in the Talk tab. There you will find a link to a massive forum which focuses on the freshest fap material out on the web and in porn shops the world over. There are literally hundreds of thousands of posts per section with thousands of threads each. Of course, like other erotic forums, there are the typical general goose-chocking topics along with unique threads which focus on the fine females in the industry. Besides all of that, there are interactive polls, (non-spam) adult shop links, and general discussions about things other than porn. That last part may sound strange, but the gaming discussions are actually pretty neat so long as you avoid the douche bags. And by the way, poonmaster6971, you don’t know shit about Fortnite or the best porn videos – and yeah, I do think that anal scenes are the best. It’s not a gay thing, it’s because it feels better…or so I’ve been told. Beyond that, the Pornstar Members section seems a bit redundant since it lists promoted starlets, directors, reviewers, and other things which are promoted elsewhere on the site. So, it’s not the first part of the site I would check out. However, the chatroom is pretty happening…at least sometimes. The chatroom seems to only have members at specific times though I haven't figured out when exactly that is. If it does, there are topics which are suggested by the mods and can, I think, lead to some interesting discussions. Though when I'm there, I tend to get into arguments over which programming language is best. And by the way, Erlang is the best, I don’t care what any of you say.

This Site Is The Ultimate In Adult E-Shops

I mentioned earlier that this site links you to erotic e-stores, but I suppose I should bring up the fact that there is an entire tab on the menu devoted to (again) promoting a series of stores. The sites promoted include three branded subsites like Adult DVD Empire and a couple of others, as well as AEBN's site, DVD Erotik, and sex toy shops like Blue Door. However, if you’re serious about being a porn DVD collector, you need to check out the Porn Bargains to save money on DVDs both on ADT and on other sites. Speaking of other sites, Adult DVD talk also gives you a ton of XXX coupons on a section of the same name. Weirdly, in the Shop tab, there is an advanced movie search options are in this section. Don't mistake me, it's got all kinds of highly specific search options (one of which includes a much appreciated ‘no gay movies' option) which is more thorough than almost any site I think I've seen before. But from a site design standpoint, it does seem weird that the webmasters put it there.

There Aren't Too Many Aggravating Adverts

For sure, there are some ads placed at the top of each page to a major studio site. However, when it comes to marketing, that's about it. And yes, there aren't any popups to deal with either. The one thing I've found which counts as a redirect are the ‘full’ version of each thumbnail of a movie takes you offsite to another DVD review website for some reason.

The Kind Of Device Should You Use To View ADT

This site looks great on desktop, no question about it. Everything runs well and has clearly been designed by a professional. However, the mobile version needs to be updated. And by updated I mean that Adult DVD Talk has not been optimized for mobile devices at all. I mean, we’re well into the 21st century, how is that not a standard thing?

With All of This Stuff, There Are Even More Search Options

With so much going on with this site, you'll be happy to know that there are a number of different ways to find material on ADT. Besides the excellently designed menu bar, you can search for content using the search engine to find a movie by actor, director, or even forum section and reviews.

Is There Anything Which Needs An Upgrade?

Usually, I can find something to improve about a porn site. However, when it comes to Adult DVD Talk there isn’t much to change. If anything, I’d make their site more like mine and take down the ads, but other than that, I can’t think of anything to alter.

Should You Join Up With This Versatile SiteAdult?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes but be sure to read the rules before you sign up. ADT is pretty strict about bringing up prostitution or escorts as well as a means to get free marketing. Once you’ve gone through that, you can get an account for free once you upload your own profile image, enter your email address, get your email verified and a few more bits of info submitted you're good to go. You get access and recommendations to hundreds of hot smut flicks. While not a tube site, Adult DVD Talk has plenty of porno previews to whack it to and not just on the New Preview section. And in addition to the forum where you can voice your opinion, you too can voice your opinion by writing a review of a movie. You won't have to put up with many ads, and there aren't any popups to deal with, so no need to worry about getting a virtual STD. There is the minor thing I have to bring up which is the fact that if you click on a larger version of a movie poster you'll be taken off-site, but other than that this site is nearly problem-free. Other than the lack of mobile optimization.