Spizoo

If you’re looking to rise above the rest of us retards, then you have to check out Spizoo.com. It’s a site that stores 4K quality porn videos, and it includes exclusive shit that you won’t see anywhere else. My name is the PornGeek, and today I will give you lots and lots of valuable info about this fantastic site. I feel honored to review such great material because I’m used to the trashiest sites ever. It’s because, unlike ThePornDude, who can afford whatever he wants, I have absolutely zero money and the best thing I bought in months is a packet of instant noodles.

Quick first look

Okay, first of all, this isn’t a free site, if you actually decide to become a member in the end, just know that there are no ads, which is a good thing. The first thing that you can see are the upcoming scenes that look absolutely stellar, and they are probably there to fuck with you, and to tease your brain. Huh, stupid Spizoo.com, I don’t even need to be teased, I live for this shit. Next up you can see the latest updates, and the clips look so good that, even though my dick doesn’t get up properly anymore, I can still feel a tingling sensation down there, which is a rarity these days.

And after that, you can see a few other things, like most popular porn stars, the latest DVD’s, and hot and famous scenes. The whole site looks clean and well organized, so you have a feeling like you’re on, like, Amazon or E-Bay, just better and sluttier versions. At least for me, it’s like that.

Navigation

Navigation on Spizoo.com (often misspelled as “spizzoo”) is seriously easy. You don’t have a lot of complicated options, and you don’t have to think while you’re browsing. For some reason, they call videos ‘scenes’, which I don’t get, but other than that, it’s okay. You can browse by the latest videos, the most popular, you can browse by name and title, and you can also browse by category. Funny thing, instead of having a full section of the site dedicated to categories, you can just see a small list and choose whatever you want to see. Feels like a supermarket, decide what you want to consume and that’s it.

Unfortunately, consuming so much porn just feels like I bought a lot of junk food and then ate it at once and got a stomach ache. But, the tables are turned – it’s my mom who eats junk food in this house, not me. We’re both addicted to something, but the only reason why I didn’t hang myself by now is that I like to lie to myself that her addiction is far worse. Plus, I don’t want to miss sites like this.

About porn stars that work for Spizoo.com, there are many, and all of them are great. You can browse by pages, or you can (if you remember) click on the first letter of the porn actress that you want to see and search for her that way. It’s pretty easy to find whatever you wish to find because the organization is so great. It’s fresh, it’s clean, it’s practical, and you can’t get lost. Similar to many hospitals I visited back in the day when I could still feel pain in my nether regions. They also gave me some sort of vaccines, but they never cured my illnesses. My aunt stopped by a couple of days ago, and she said that those vaccines caused my autistic behavior in the first place, but I have no idea how to use that to my advantage. There’s no money for a lawsuit. But at least that gave me an excuse, so I don’t feel so bad about myself.

I maybe feel bad about myself, but I don’t feel bad about clicking on a porn star on this site, you know? We will discuss the content in a minute, but I definitely need to inform you about how it works when you click on a certain girl. If you do that, you can see exactly how many videos she has on this site, and you can watch them all. You can see the name of the model under the video, and you can also choose various quality levels, from like 400p to 4K and you can watch the video in whatever quality you want, which is good, because if you have a shitty PC like me, you literally can’t even open videos in that quality. Sometimes I wish I was like ThePornDude, who has a fantastic PC and doesn’t need to worry about that sort of crap. But I’m aware that that’s never going to happen, so I’m content with what I have now.

The categories and the content in general

Now it’s the time to explain how the categories work, and a little bit about the content in general. I already clarified that the material is like mostly 4K and exclusive, but it has some specific characteristics that need to be mentioned. For example, I don’t see any, like, MILF’s here, so it’s mostly a babe site. You know, you can see girls that you’ve always wanted to fuck, but in my case, I’ve never had the balls, plus I was fucked up from the start. The closest I ever got to being intimate with a lady, is when a crazy grandma groped me on the train. And I’m not going to lie. I think I kind of liked it. Oh, wait, I shouldn’t have said that. I am quickly changing the subject!

The categories, as I said, are formed to be like a little list. And instead of getting its own space and bothering you, if you click on the area where it says categories, it immediately pops out, and you can remove it whenever you want. Just like I remove myself from the room whenever my dad comes back from his usual drug time, with a belt, of course. Sometimes my mom gets it, and sometimes I get it. But the ‘preparation’ time for belting is obviously different. And the places where it hits too. Sad, but that’s the way it is.

If you click on a specific category, immediately you get a list of videos that you can see. Let’s say we clicked on Asian, which is what I usually do. I think it’s because I believe their coin-slot eyes can’t see what a creep I am, but they’re generally also used to getting small dicks, so I have a metaphorical chance of satisfying them. And then I see them staring in American porn, and that illusion immediately gets shattered. Why can’t God just let me have anything? What, I think my thought pattern got a little dark for a moment there.

Anyways, the clips are what’s important here. After you choose a particular clip and the quality that you watch it in, you can see delicious scenes like awesome blowjobs, and various sex poses where they fill all of their holes, which is impressive. The quality, the settings, the actresses, and even the guys are like super remarkable. Everything has that perfect synergy, and it’s definitely guaranteed to satisfy even the toughest of customers.

Registration and conclusion

If you want to become a member, it’s actually pretty simple. There are some payments, but with what you’re getting, I’d say it’s pretty justified. The site wouldn’t be this amazing if you didn’t have to pay for it. But, let’s talk about these memberships for a second. You can try it out with a cheap trial that’ll cost you two dollars, and you can see whether you want to expand your membership or not. If you’re going to do it though, you can choose between Spizoo.com’s monthly membership (15 dollars), 18 months membership (90 dollars), or you can become a lifelong member for 400 dollars, but I never got that permanent type of shit.

I mean, who knows how much I’m going to live, right? Maybe porn is finally going to trash my immunity system and kill the last ounce of testosterone in my body. You never know. But anyway, that’s what’s up. Now you’ve heard everything about this site in general, and you’re stocked with information. I think it’s time for me to take a little bit of rest and sample the material now, cause unlike ThePornDude, I can’t just call a chick over. Peace out until the next time.