Skokka

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Those of you who have been following my porn site reviews for a while now are already well aware of my long term, committed relationship with Suki. You know, my body pillow that had a printed image of a sexy hentai girl on it. The body pillow that I slit a little ‘vagina’ hole into the bottom of. Well, we have been together, through thick and thin, for around 15 years now, if you can believe it. But lately, things have been rather stale. It seems like we have the same kind of sex every night. Either I’m on top of her, in the body pillow equivalent of what I guess you could call missionary (even though she doesn’t have any legs … although, honestly, sometimes that makes it easier to get as deep as possible), or with her on top, while I maneuver her around on my wiener … cowgirl, you could call it. To make matters worse, things with my mistress have died down a bit too. Yeah, I know, it’s messed up to have a mistress, to cheat on Suki, who so clearly loves me. Dolly, my redheaded sex doll and I have been trying to recapture the magic that originally made our secret trysts to spicy to begin with. But we are failing miserably. It’s the same problem, actually, it’s just the repetition. There are only so many things we can do. Especially when she just lays there all of the time, staring out at me through those cold, dead eyes of hers. Plus, most of the novelty of sneaking around that originally made it so hot has worn off by now. So, I think it’s fair to say that my sex life has reached a pitiful new low … just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse for a 37-year-old virgin.

Indian Girls are Freaky

The good news, though, is that I am planning a trip to India soon. And based on what I’ve heard (from people in porn forums … my only form of human interaction) and what I have seen in pornos, Indian girls are freaky! That is often the case, though, when you’re dealing with a society that is so sexually repressive. Sexual desire cannot be repressed. Not fully. If you try to quench the flame of lust, it will only grow stronger, hidden from view. And that is, based on my understanding, exactly what has happened with all of these kinky Indian girls that I have heard about. I have also heard that Indian girls go crazy for American men. So, maybe my luck will change on this vacation. Maybe, just maybe, I will get lucky enough to meet a sexy young Indian girl who just can’t hold in her urges any longer, who has a craving for some American peen (no matter how inexperienced, ugly, or socially awkward the man attached to it may be). That would truly be the dream, wouldn’t it? But I highly doubt it will work out that way. I am the least approachable guy. And something tells me that this lack of approachability will be universal, transcend any language or cultural barrier. There is something about me that is just repulsive … especially when it comes to women, regardless of ethnic or cultural background. It’s like I have negative pheromones or something … hormones that, instead of attracting a mate the way that they are supposed to, actually have the opposite effect. Vaginas dry up like the Sahara when I enter a room. Maybe my time in India, though, will be the perfect opportunity for me to finally indulge in an erotic curiosity that I have always been interested in. Maybe I will finally man up and order myself an escort. Hey, I’ll already have a hotel room, so I won’t have to worry about whether or not my mom will see my escort entering or leaving the house. In fact, this will be the first time I will be completely away from my mom in over 20 years. My first taste of true independence since college. I don’t think I will ever have a better opportunity. Plus, Indian women are unbelievably beautiful. This could be my one chance to put my studying of the karma sutra into practice.

So Many Gorgeous Indian Call Girls

I already know which site I will use, too, if I decide to actually go through with this. Like I said before, I have toyed with this idea for years, never actually mustering up the courage to follow through with it. Therefore, I know almost every escort ad site on the web very intimately. Thanks to The Porn Dude, who taught me everything there is to know about porn and escort ad sites, I have a massive breadth of knowledge on the topic, even if I have zero experience. One site that is great, especially for finding escorts in India, is Skokka. Although Skokka caters to many countries throughout Eurasia and South and Central America, it is especially effective for finding good Indian escorts, it turns out. In fact, the India section of Skokka is, by far, the largest and most location-specific section of any country on the site. So, no matter where in India you happen to be, chances are you will be able to find a quality lady of the night to keep you company when you get lonely (or, more likely, horny).

Lackluster Site Design

The site design may not be much to write home about, but it is effective at the very least. It doesn’t look like anything special, if I’m being honest. It’s very minimal. When you first arrive at Skokka’s home page, you will find nothing but a list of countries with their respective flags next to them. Below that is a sub list that spans every city or state in that country with escort listings on Skokka. Nothing flashy. But, then again, flashy does not always mean better. Scroll down, then, until you find India and click on whatever location you’re interested in. You will be brought to another page, which is where Skokka starts to show itself as a worthy escort index site. You’ll find a search bar, in which you can get as creative as your little heart (or, more accurately, your little wiener) desires. And you can also filter by service type (call girls, messages, adult meetings, transsexuals, swingers, etc.). From there, just select your state (or select all states if you’re willing to travel) and your city and get ready to browse all the finest Punjabi poon you can handle! The results will appear in a list format … you will see a thumbnail of the girls’ picture, where she is located, the title of her post, and a brief description of what she is looking for or what services she is offering. The setup, honestly, is reminiscent of Craigslist or Backpage … it’s a very similar design. The only difference, of course, is that Skokka is geared toward only listing classifieds that will help you get your wiener wet.

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words…

The site, like all sites, however, is far from perfect. There are some definite downsides that we need to discuss before you decide whether Skokka is the right place for you to find some adult fun (paid or otherwise). For one, there are a shocking number of posts that do not have any images uploaded to them. That means that you are expected, in some cases, to contact a girl (whether she is a call girl or a swinger looking for new partners) having no idea what she looks like. I don’t know who in their right mind would take the time to go through the trouble on a mere prayer that the girl is attractive. I also do not know who in their right mind would design an escort ad site and not make at least one picture a requirement before being allowed to post. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. That is probably the most important thing to include in a post like this. And it really hits Skokka’s credibility a bit that I am seeing so many posts without pics. Aside from that, you will also run into the problem of girls not including enough pics (one or two). Of course, this is not every escort on Skokka. To their credit, a good deal of the girls do have pics (and a decent number of them at that). But the fact that some do not have any and, furthermore, some only have, say, one or two should not be acceptable for a site like this. But, to end on a positive note, since I do believe that Skokka is, overall, a pretty good escort ad site, you can contact girls directly on the site. Or by phone number. This is a feature, I think, that is far too often missing from escort ad sites. But, worry not, Skokka’s got you covered. So, check it out for yourself! And I will spend the next couple weeks trying to muster up the courage to order one of these gorgeous Indian escorts while I’m in town…