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I want to see/download exclusive full-length 720p / 1080p / 4K premium porn parody movies ad-free!

Then you’ve come to the right place! Each of these sites has a huge collection of porn parodies. They combine all of the best parts of Hollywood films, big Netflix and cable TV shows while cutting out all of the worst.

On one hand, having exciting plots, character development, and excellent acting makes going out to the movie theater or watching shows with friends a good time. However, it’s still socially unacceptable to whip out your dick and start jerking off in either of those situations. Yes, even if you are horny enough to get the job done with what little skin is shown.

Porn, on the other hand, is much easier to masturbate to, but the acting and scriptwriting is so hokey that sometimes it’s hard to watch. Sure, there are tits and ass to focus on, but why can’t porn be more than that? Why can’t it be art? Just because the end goal is an orgasm doesn’t mean they have to put all other measures of quality media to the side, does it?

This is where porn parodies come in. No, they don’t always reach the heights of Oscar-winning films, but they certainly get a lot closer than your average professional or amateur porn flick. So set up the home theater, make some hot, buttery popcorn, and settle in for a night alone with an HD premium porn parody movie. And here’s a hot tip. Popcorn butter makes a pretty good lube, and it might even cover up the smell of dried, encrusted cum that mommy keeps noticing.

What kind of porn parodies of Hollywood flicks and XXX spoofs of TV series can I see?

Between all of these sites, basically every major piece of media, from TV shows to movies, to books, to video games, has been parodied. Of course, the most popular ones having been the target of multiple pornos. Big Hollywood blockbusters like everyone’s favorite superhero movies and sci-fi flicks are some of the most popular. Star Wars, in particular, has even more porn versions than actual films. Yes, despite Disney’s best efforts to barf out as many sequels, prequels, and spinoffs as it can manage.

You’ll find horror parodies, too, some of which are actually pretty scary, and others that have twists that would impress even M. Night Shyamalamadingdong. Except instead of these twists instilling a powerful and unshakeable sense of dread, they usually end up in me shooting a shocking amount of cum all over my remote control.

Then there are the comedy parodies. Laughter is the best medicine, and when I masturbate, I’m usually overcome with a depressing clarity about the realities of my life, so I find that these are a good antidote. Sure, they’re never funny enough to make me truly happy. Well, years of therapy and every antidepressant on earth haven’t been able to manage that, so I won’t count that as a strike against them.

Some of these sites even have ongoing parody TV series, with plots and character appearances extending across multiple regularly released episodes. So now that Game of Thrones is over, and there aren’t any good shows on TV that you can simultaneously enjoy and masturbate to, these series can fill that gap. Most of them end better than Game of Thrones did, too—not that that’s a very high bar to pass. In fact, there are quite a few Game of Thrones parodies on these sites. Most of them portray Dany’s decision to fuck everyone in King’s Landing. It’s much more convincingly than the actual show portrays her decision to kill everyone in King’s Landing.

What are the best XXX parody premium sites in 2019?

It really depends on what you’re looking for. None of the sites I recommend are bad, per se. It’s just that some are better than others, depending on your preferences. I mean, both in terms of the porn itself and the media that they’re portraying.

If you like old-school, classic porn, where the tits are as big as they are fake, you can’t beat Hustler Parodies. They cover a surprisingly wide array of the source material, from video games to obscure films to politics (with Trump and Palin porn galore!). However, the style of porn can be hit or miss depending on your preferences. If you like cheesy golden age porn, you’ll be in paradise. However, if you want your acting to be a bit more realistic, you might want to look elsewhere.

Like Movie Porn, for example—which, as you might be able to tell from its title, focuses on porn parodies of movies. They’re not quite as adventurous as Hustler, and I wouldn’t say the porn is better, but it’s certainly different. Though obviously not amateur, it has more of the genuine nature that makes real-life porn so good. Likewise, for Nubiles ET, which focuses on TV shows rather than movies, but in that same pseudo-realistic style.

For a mix between the two, Digital Playground Parodies can’t be topped. The parodies are consummately professional, cover just about any type of source material, and perfectly combines the best of each of the other sites. If you had to pick one premium porn parody website, this would hands down be my recommendation. In my mind, there’s no better way to spend your money than on porn. I wouldn’t limit yourself to one unless your credit card (or your mommy’s credit card) is coming up on its limit.

What’s your favorite porn parody or which one would you like to see made, PornGeek?

My go-to parodies right now are Star Trek parodies. What I like to do is download as many as I can. I then put them in the same folder as The Original Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager. Nope, never Enterprise (which doesn’t meet my high standards), and then click on one at random.

I’ll spend an entire night watching episodes at random, switching back and forth between thought-provoking sci-fi masterpieces and hot alien-fucking action. The parodies are so convincing that I won’t be able to tell whether I’m watching a porn parody or not until Troi starts sucking off Riker.

I don’t want to pay the full price for an XXX spinoff! Do you have a discount?

I would love to give you a discount to every single one of these sites. That’s more because I want a discount for myself than due to any desire to help you out. But, alas, the world isn’t perfect. Some of these sites, as amazing as they might be, have neglected to offer me any savings to pass along to you.

Where they have, I’ll either mention a discount code in my review or make sure that it’s automatically applied when you click through from my site. Just make sure you follow my links every time you go to a new website.

And when there aren’t discounts, I always keep value in mind when I write my reviews. Make sure you don’t get so excited to watch Batman lick Catwoman’s asshole that you skip parts of what I write. Some sites have deceptive pricing structures, but by following my recommendations, you can make sure that you get the best deal possible.

My favorite Hollywood blockbusters and TV-shows mixed with humor and porn? Say no more!

I knew you would come around—just look at a few of my recommendations, read a few reviews, and dive in. Some might meet your needs better than others, but they’re all excellent in their own way, so you really can’t go wrong.

Do keep in mind, though, that I don’t rest when it comes to porn. These are the best parody porn sites that I’ve found to date, but when you watch as much porn as I do, you’re bound to run across more sites from time to time. When I inevitably discover bigger and better websites, I’ll list them here, so bookmark this page and come back from time to time. These sites are already excellent. However, when I do find one good enough to add to this list, I promise it’ll be worth your time, money, and cum.