Mofos

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Mofos Network! Hey, guys. Thanks for coming back again to read my porn reviews. I really appreciate it. I know that you’re a very busy person and your time is super valuable to you, so it means the world to me that you would spend even one second of it taking a look at my website. Especially when there are so many other things you could be doing with your downtime. You could be reading comics, watching your favorite anime, or even having sex with your girlfriend! Wait, do you have a girlfriend? If so, you’re a very lucky man. I’ve only had one girlfriend in my whole life, my beautiful Suki: loveliest girl in all of hentai! I have a pillow with her picture printed on it, so I can sleep with her every night and hump her every morning. Oh, how I love you, Suki! Where was I? Sorry, Suki always completely derails my train of thought … oh, yeah! Thank you, once again, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read my little reviews. I know that they aren’t much, but they’re my passion. Porn is just oh so important to me. My whole life, it’s kept me warm when I was cold. It’s kept me company when I was alone. And it’s given me direction when I was lost. And it’s thanks to people like you, bothering to take the time to stop by my site and take in my words, that it’s possible for me to live my dream of sitting in my room all day with Suki Pillow, watching porn and cumming and writing, and then watching porn and cumming and writing again. So, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, I thank you. You know, while I’m on the subject of giving thanks, I also need to give a shout out to my boy, The Porn Dude. God, you’re so cool. If it weren’t for you, I would still be living in my mother’s basement, jacking off and watching porn for free. I didn’t even know it was possible to turn my passion into a career until I saw you do it. You gave me the courage to say, ‘you know what, screw it’ and pursue watching porn full time. Okay … full honesty, since I know I can trust you not to judge me or make fun of me, I do still live in my mother’s basement. But at least now I’m paying her rent! … What? … I like it here. It’s cozy, it’s familiar, and it’s where I grew up. Plus, Mom brings me all sorts of snacks and Mountain Dews every few hours. Code Red: my mom’s the greatest. Why would I ever want to leave that? If you’re reading this, Mom, I love you!

One of My Fave Sites (And a Shout out to My Bestie!)

Speaking of Moms, the site that I wish to talk to you about today’s name is shorthand for motherfuckers. What site could that possibly be, you ask? That’s right, folks, it’s Mofos! Of course, anyone who’s anyone of porn connoisseurs knows about Mofos. Well, except for me up until recently. My guy, The Porn Dude turned me onto them a couple of years back, back when I was reading his reviews every darned day. Back when I was sending him emails left and right, telling him how cool and inspirational he is. He never got back to me … but, that’s okay! He’s probably a super busy guy. I totally understand. But, yeah, anyway, as soon as The Porn Dude turned me onto Mofos, there was really no looking back for me. I was converted. Immediately. I became a full-fledged Mofo, through and through! That’s what you would call someone who loves the site, Mofos, right? Or would you call them a Mofo Head? Maybe a Mofo-ite? Whatever you would call it, that was me. I didn’t look at another porn site for, oh, I don’t know, it must have been a good three or four months. Because I didn’t have to! Mofos had everything I needed, and a heck of a lot of it to boot!

Porn Pioneers

Mofos offers an enormous library of porn. In fact, Mofos is what you might call “a porn network,” and it serves up content from 26 separate sites, all in one convenient location. Can you even believe it? I know, it sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Now, that’s what I call porn, friends! This is precisely what a porn site should do. Especially if said site is going to charge you monthly for it! It doesn’t get much better than that. Plus, of those 26 sites, many of them are extremely popular in their own right. Here, let’s try a little experiment. I’m going to list a few of the sites that are a part of the Mofos network, and you tell me which ones you’ve heard of. Ooh, maybe I’ll even try to guess how many you’ve fapped to before. Sound like fun? Uh, duh! Okay, here goes … Don’t Break Me, I Know That Girl, Pervs on Patrol, Let’s Try Anal, Public Pickups, Stranded Teens, Share My BF, Teens at Work, and Girls Gone Pink. Some of these sites sound pretty familiar, don’t they? Okay, I’m going to say that you’ve fapped to … hmm … Four of these sites before! Was I close?? Oh, man, I’m good at this game! Well, the reason that so many Mofos sites sound familiar is because Mofos has built up quite the reputation in the adult entertainment industry. How did they do this, you ask? Why, by consistently creating quality content, that’s how! It also doesn’t hurt that they were created by one of the biggest and most respected names in porn as well: Brazzers. Brazzers founded Mofos in 2008, and over the last 11 years, they have taken gonzo porn to a whole new level. In fact, some say that they could be credited with starting the recent gonzo porn resurrection that has surged through the industry in recent years. I don’t know if I fully agree with that assessment, but I will say that it would only be fair to give them some of the credit in that regard. In the beginning, after all, they specifically and intentionally featured exclusively lesser-known actresses and actors. So, Mofos certainly played a role in the rise of the genre of amateur-professional hybrid porn that is so popular these days. No matter how you slice it, Mofos is, without a doubt, innovative, prolific, and provides consistently high-quality pornographic content. What more can you want in a porn site?

Holy Porn Quantity, Batman!

Another strength that Mofos has going for them is the fact that they have a back catalog of 11 years. Couple this with the fact that they have 20+ sites and you have a recipe for never ever running out of new porn again! In total, at least at the time of this review, Mofos has 3,869 full-length scenes for you to choose from. Holy heck! Even if by some impossibility Mofos ceased to ever release a new video again, you’d still be able to watch one new video day, every single day, for the next 10 years and not run out of fresh porn. If that isn’t spectacular, I don’t know what is. That fact alone should make you want to rush over and sign up for a membership! Do I really need to say anything more? I don’t think so … the quality and quantity of Mofos kind of speaks for itself, don’t you think? Oh, there is one more thing I wanted to mention: the site design! Gosh, how could I forget that? I love web design and coding! I’m so stupid. Whew, that was a close one … anywho, the site is designed fairly well. It is, I would say, more or less what you would expect from a premium pay porn site. You’ve got a convenient site menu bar that allows you to browse the site by Videos, Girls, Sites, Cams, Premium, Meet & Fuck, and Promos. Below that, based on your selection, a gallery of thumbnails will appear for your scrolling pleasure. It’s straight forward and straight to the point. No horsing around here! All in all, Mofos is a top-tier premium porn site. One thing that I’ve noticed in my life is that you usually get what you pay for. And porn is no exception. If you want quality, you’re going to have to pay for it. And I truly, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart believe that Mofos is worth the money. Well, friend, I hope you enjoyed my review. Thanks for stopping by!