Camster

It was only a few years ago today that I first came across the blog of my idol, The Porn Dude. If you’ve read my reviews before, then there is a good chance that you’ve already heard me talk about how much I freaking love this guy. But if you’re new to my reviews, allow me to take some time to tell you about the coolest guy on the internet.

So, for starters, he writes porn reviews. Just like me. Well, not exactly just like me. He is much better at it than I am. Hey, I know enough to know my limits! It’s just objectively true. If you go to his site, theporndude.com, it will immediately be clear just what I mean. He has such a command over porn sites. He knows the ins and outs unlike anyone else I’ve ever read. He’s such a freaking legend, to be honest.

Whereas I am a small fish compared to him. In fact, if it weren’t for The Porn Dude, there would certainly be no Porn Geek. It was through reading his reviews – and when I first started, I would read 10 or 20 a day, they are that good … I just couldn’t stop myself – that I decided maybe I could give it a crack. At first, all of my reviews read a little bit like fan fiction or something. More like they were dedicated to him. But eventually, I found my own voice. I think.

Honestly, all I really ever did was copy his style. Copy his idea. Heck, sometimes I would even just rewrite reviews that he did, change a few words here and there, and pass them off as my own. I know, I know. Not the coolest thing I have ever done. But, hey, you gotta learn somehow, right? And how I did it was by emulating the greatest porn site review to ever live: The Porn Dude.

I do not know where I would be if it weren’t for him. Probably still unemployed. Still relying on the kindness of my mother to get me by. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Ma still helps me out. Quite a bit. I mean, let’s be real, I do still live in her basement after all. And, no, I have no desire to leave. Why would I? A home-cooked meal every night and the comfort of my childhood home? Who would want to leave that? It would be quite a foolish move, I’d say.

But at least now, thanks to The Porn Dude, I can afford to help my mom out a bit. Since he inspired me to get off my lazy, porn-addicted butt and actually do something with my life. Ever since I began reading his reviews and writing my own, my life finally has a purpose. So, thank you, Porn Dude, wherever you are, for giving me the gift of meaning to my life. Not that you’re reading this right now. I am sure you have far better things to be doing with your time than reading the porn reviews of a lonely hack like me…

One thing that I lack that The Porn Dude has in abundance, though, is confidence. It’s true, I’m a wuss. I can admit that. Everyone who’s a wuss knows that they are a wuss. It’s definitely not a secret. We know because we have been pushed around and walked all over time and time again and we never do anything about it. We just let it happen. Thank you, come again! I mean, come on … I’m not delusional!

Cams for Wusses like Me

Due to this lack of confidence, though, I have found a genre of porn that really speaks to me and makes it much easier to be the kind of person that I am. Some of you may have guessed it already … yes, I am talking about adult camming sites! Gosh, I love them. And, honestly, what’s not to like? They provide all of the benefits of being with a girl in real life (at least from what I would imagine it’s like) without any of the awkwardness of being, well, me. Behind the keyboard, I can be my true self. And the ladies love it. Probably only because I’m paying them to, but still.

One site that I have gone to a few times in my XXX cam adventures is called Camster. I like a site with a nice, straightforward name like that. There’s no confusion about what it is or what it is not, it’s just blunt and to the point. Borrowing the Napster suffix, Camster lets you know from the gate exactly what they offer.

And the site is designed in a similarly straight up, no-frills way too. From the moment you land on the site’s home page, they waste zero time. No beating around the bush. Just straight to the bush, if you will. Well, hopefully not an actual bush. I don’t know about you, but I prefer my girls cleanly shaven! Completely hairless. Hair is a masculine trait to me. But anyway, what I mean is that they waste no time in delivering you a barrage of thumbnails of live girls who are ready to strip, feel, and screw themselves just for you.

Well, if you’re willing to pay, that is. That’s the only big problem when it comes to cam sites. They are so darned expensive. Especially if you want to use them a few times a week as I like to. How it works, in case you are unfamiliar, is that you purchase (with real money) what are called tokens or credits (money you can use on the site). Usually, tokens are worth less than real dollars (an exchange rate of 2:1 or something like that). But on Camster, that is not the case at all.

Expensive

No, unfortunately, on Camster, there is a 1:1 ratio of dollars to credits. So, you can really rack up some pretty hefty bills on this site if you aren’t careful. Sure, you can spend them as frugally as you see fit, but when you take into account the fact that each girl sets her own price for a private show, you can begin to see how this might eventually cost an arm and a leg. At least if you want to see more than an arm and a leg, that is.

As far as the quality of girls is concerned: well, honestly, as is the case with any adult cam site, Camster’s females differ depending on when you log in. So, it would be really hard to characterize or generalize about Camster’s girls overall. But, I will say this, when I was on the site, they were somewhere in between the hottest cam girls I’ve ever seen and the ugliest.

I would, on average, probably give them a 6 or a 7. Definitely fappable, but nothing mind-blowing (save for the occasional exception of a 9 or a 9.5 every once in a while … but they tend to know that they are the hottest girls on the site and, thus, charge accordingly). Having said that, though, it is important to note that there aren’t as many girls as some other sites offer. So, that will factor into your decision, I’m sure.

Spartan Site Design

Let’s talk about site design for a second. Because I think it’s a particularly important factor when it comes to cam sites. Camster’s site is pretty effective. It’s spartan, sure, but it’s not about how pretty the site looks; it’s about how easy it is to use and browse. And at that, Camster certainly excels.

Not only do they conveniently offer some popular tags for easy access at the top of the home page, but they also have a sidebar to the right which functions like a feed of recent model activity (who signed on, as they signed on, etc. … along with which models you’ve recently viewed). This is a great touch for a cam site. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been browsing through girls and wanted to go back to one, but couldn’t find her for the life of me. This eliminates that problem once and for all!

At the end of the day, Camster (often misspelled as “camsters”) is an effective site. There may not be as much to do in the way of interactive games, etc. as some other XXX cam sites, but it’s a solid site nonetheless. It does what it needs to do, and that is all it concerns itself with. Which, honestly, I can definitely respect in a porn site. Especially a cam site … why complicate things? All you want is to see sexy women performing and getting naked just for you, right? And that’s precisely what you get on Camster. For a price…