When Girls Play

WhenGirlsPlay! I know people think it’s some kind of big, hilarious joke that my girlfriend is an anime princess printed on a body pillow that I snuggle with at night and dry hump during the day. What you may not realize is that my princess lets me get away with anything I want to sexually. Well, just about anything. I ordered another anime body pillow, this one with a warrior schoolgirl, and tried to get them to hook up like the lesbian sluts on WhenGirlsPlay. It didn’t go as planned.

My mom heard me crying and yelling at the ladies, so she waddled down into the basement to see what the commotion was. I was just trying to re-create a WhenGirlsPlay scene, with one girl eating out the other before tribbing her, but they just laid there like a couple of goddamn pillows. Mom has been on the phone ever since, laughing about it and telling your friends what a goddamn embarrassment I am. My pillow babes are ignoring me, so I literally have no choice but to spend my day jacking off to girl-on-girl pornography.

What Do Girls Do When They Play?

WhenGirlsPlay.com is part of the Twistys porn network and even drops you off in the WGP area of the main Twistys domain. They are a major premium site, pulling more than a million visits a month and featuring some of the top talent in the industry. I’m talking about girls like Madison Ivy, Gianna Dior and Valentina Nappi, all naked and horny as hell. These are girls you’ve already fapped to a million times, starring in top-shelf porno with really high production values.

Instead of an elaborate preview page like a lot of paysites use to entice you into a membership, Twistys basically shows you the member view of WhenGirlsPlay right from jump. There are 460 lesbian movies in the WGP catalog, all lined up like filthy bricks in a wall of all-girl filth. There are girls fooling around poolside, climbing on top of each other in bed, fingering poon on couches and having dirty threesomes in the dressing room.

One really hot thumbnail shows Cherie DeVille with her stepdaughter, Scarlett Bloom, restrained to a big X-shaped rack. Apparently, the younger slut got into mom’s sex toys, and now she needs to be punished. A similar thing happened to me one time, which is how I got grounded for six months and also got a wicked case of herpes.

I clicked the thumbnail in got a one-minute preview of the scene. It’s a beautifully crisp HD clip, showing off every inch of the MILF and her younger counterpart. The lighthearted music and line delivery is a little bit campy, but the whipping and pussy licking are sexy as fuck. Cheri dons a strap-on dildo and bangs the fucking hell out of her exotic daughter’s cunt.

Hundreds of Exclusive Girl-On-Girl Movies

Goddamn. I really love lesbian porno because I don’t have to see any huge cocks that make me feel like a sad, pathetic little man with a shamefully embarrassing micropenis. Without any monster dong to compare myself to, my 2-inch boner doesn’t make me feel like crying as I massage it. I’d really like to see more of this WGP stuff.

The nearly 500 flicks in the WhenGirlsPlay lesbian catalog are included with a Twistys membership. You get full access to their network and all the sites on it for 30 bucks, which is the same price you’ll pay for almost any premium porn site out there. If you’re a bulk buyer, the kind of pervert who buys your lube by the barrel at Costco, a network subscription like Twistys is a good bargain.

Once you get signed up and logged in, Twistys drops you on their central members’ page. You’ll see all the updates from each of their sites stretched across the screen. Overall, the network updates every few days with a new scene, and there’s a new WhenGirlsPlay movie every week.

I’m focusing on the WGP content right now, so I’m going to narrow down my selection to just those movies. Hit the Sites dropdown in the header to see the full list of sites and come check this shit out with me.

See Beautiful Sluts and Their Lesbo Passion

The newest scene, added on September 11 as an obvious tribute to those lost in the trade tower attacks, is a very touching scene called Porn on Tape. The thumbnail shows Emily Addison and Gianna Dior poolside. Hovering over the image gives you a moving preview of the action inside. There’s making out, nipple sucking, and ass licking in just these few seconds of depravity.

The full scene is a good half-hour long. It starts playing in HD with no buffering, just Gianna and Emily on my screen without any waiting or other bullshit. When pornstars go swimming, the main thing they like to do in the water is get out of it. The pool montage features a lot of close-ups of wet skin, soaked bikinis clinging to it, and like a dozen tiny clips of the girls emerging slowly from the water. Sexy!

I wonder if there is just something inherently sexy about getting out of the water. I feel like when I get out of my biannual shower, I look and smell like a terrifying swamp thing. I am several times larger than both of these girls combined, and considerably hairier, but maybe I should take a video just to see.

Emily is laying poolside, touching herself with a pair of headphones on. When Gianna tries them on, it turns out Emily had been listening to erotic stories. All those dirty words get Gianna pretty worked up, too, and the two girls are passionately kissing by the four-minute mark of the film.

Jerking Off to Top Sluts in Lesbian Smut

These horny lesbians just get right to it. The tops come off, the titties come out, and the heat gets heavier as the minutes tick by. Ten minutes in, Emily has her tongue deep in Gianna’s ass crack. I wonder what that tastes like. Based on Emily’s reaction, I have to assume it’s a lot like the huge bag of expired, fun-sized Snickers bars I had for breakfast.

I have to admit, I have a serious issue with premature ejaculation. I’ve been using a lot of numbing cream that I bought off the Internet to try to slow down my pops, but I was done by the time the girls started kissing. What can I say? The scene is really fucking hot, though, so of course, I wanted to save for my collection.

The Download button offers MP4 files in a variety of resolutions. Some premium sites hit you with a surprise download fee once you’re already signed up, but Twistys doesn’t fuck you over like that. Downloads are included with the membership, as they should be. I’m not made of money like The Porn Dude, nor do I have a monster cock like he does.

If you’re the type of old-school deviate who likes to crank your shaft to still images, each movie on the site comes with a large image gallery. A lot of the pictures are screen grabs, but I like that they’ve put a lot of effort into doing a real photo shoot either before or after they film all that nasty lesbian fucking. I really love all the pics of Gianna giving a sexy look over her shoulder as we get a nice, long look at that tasty ass of hers.

I just looked over at my bed and both of those beautiful anime broads are giving me a dirty look. They don’t even get along with each other, but I think they are united in their disappointment with me. I had it all, two girls at once in my bed, and I let it all go just so I could jerk off to some good premium lesbian smut. Now I’m covered in tears and semen, and I’m just not sure if it was worth it.

Twistys is known for putting out good lesbian flicks, and their WhenGirlsPlay site lives up to their high standards. You get hundreds of all-girl fuck movies starring the hottest girls in the industry, with a new one coming out every week. Throw in access to the entire Twistys network with your membership and this is a pretty fucking good deal.